We stayed at the Grand Miramor Hotel Spa from August 4 to 12. The hotel left a mixed impression - there are moments for which I want to praise, and there are things that absolutely ruin the holiday. I'll start with the good. The food is great. Delicious, varied, available 24 hours a day. Special thanks to the chefs: who cooked Gozlemi, the chef who cooked soups, and the pizza master on the street.
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We stayed at the Grand Miramor Hotel Spa from August 4 to 12. The hotel left a mixed impression - there are moments for which I want to praise, and there are things that absolutely ruin the holiday.
I'll start with the good.
The food is great. Delicious, varied, available 24 hours a day. Special thanks to the chefs: who cooked Gozlemi, the chef who cooked soups, and the pizza master on the street. All this was truly delicious, high-quality and made us happy every day.
The hotel grounds were also pleasing. Three outdoor swimming pools (two for adults and one for children), a water slide, albeit with an early shutdown, but still nice. The indoor pool, sauna - this is really at a good level, no questions here.
Now about the exceptions in the staff.
Special thanks to Do? ukan - the only bartender who works with soul. His cocktails are a separate pleasure: the most delicious, beautiful and made with love. It is obvious that he loves his job and wants to please his guests. If everyone worked like him, the impressions of the bar would be completely different.
And now - about what spoiled the rest.
Bartenders (except for Do? ukan). It's a disaster. They don't want to work at all. Even if you leave them a tip, they'll make a nice cocktail once - and that's it. After that, they're pathetic parodies: tasteless, made "sloppily".
Cleaning. Disgusting. The most they did was make the bed. No cleanliness. We even had to ask for toilet paper ourselves. This is unacceptable for a hotel of this level.
Cleaning staff. It's not just about poor cleaning. The behavior of some employees is intrusive and unacceptable, even harassing. If you're traveling with family and children - be extremely careful, the level of safety is seriously questionable. This was especially true for the bartenders, by the end of the vacation it was simply scary to leave the room. We were especially surprised by the head bartender Kirim, an old man, and he was harassing, and before that he even shouted at the request to make cocktails that you paid for "Finish", he pulled people out of the line, said that he would make a cocktail, and then just left. There were also animators, to whom I wanted to say a special thank you, they were great at entertaining people, were positive and were not intrusive.
Towels. The ones that are given to the beach are dirty and look like they haven't even been washed.
Sun loungers by the pools. This is a separate anti-record. During the tour of the hotel upon check-in, we were promised that the situation would be monitored, that towels would be removed from the sun loungers "occupied in advance". In practice, it's a complete zero. People come at night, throw towels, and in the morning everything is occupied. At the same time, the pools are empty, there are almost no people in the water, and there are no free sun loungers at all. No one controls anything, and as a result, you relax standing by the pool, because there is simply nowhere to lie down. This was one of the most annoying moments of the vacation.
Result.
A hotel with excellent cuisine, good territory and individual heroes of the staff (Do? ukan, you are the best! ). But all this is drowning in an ocean of minuses: disgusting cleaning, lazy bartenders, dirty towels and complete chaos with sun loungers. And the worst thing is the unacceptable behavior of some of the staff, which is why there is a complete lack of sense of security.
I'll start with the good.
The food is great. Delicious, varied, available 24 hours a day. Special thanks to the chefs: who cooked Gozlemi, the chef who cooked soups, and the pizza master on the street. All this was truly delicious, high-quality and made us happy every day.
The hotel grounds were also pleasing. Three outdoor swimming pools (two for adults and one for children), a water slide, albeit with an early shutdown, but still nice. The indoor pool, sauna - this is really at a good level, no questions here.
Now about the exceptions in the staff.
Special thanks to Do? ukan - the only bartender who works with soul. His cocktails are a separate pleasure: the most delicious, beautiful and made with love. It is obvious that he loves his job and wants to please his guests. If everyone worked like him, the impressions of the bar would be completely different.
And now - about what spoiled the rest.
Bartenders (except for Do? ukan). It's a disaster. They don't want to work at all. Even if you leave them a tip, they'll make a nice cocktail once - and that's it. After that, they're pathetic parodies: tasteless, made "sloppily".
Cleaning. Disgusting. The most they did was make the bed. No cleanliness. We even had to ask for toilet paper ourselves. This is unacceptable for a hotel of this level.
Cleaning staff. It's not just about poor cleaning. The behavior of some employees is intrusive and unacceptable, even harassing. If you're traveling with family and children - be extremely careful, the level of safety is seriously questionable. This was especially true for the bartenders, by the end of the vacation it was simply scary to leave the room. We were especially surprised by the head bartender Kirim, an old man, and he was harassing, and before that he even shouted at the request to make cocktails that you paid for "Finish", he pulled people out of the line, said that he would make a cocktail, and then just left. There were also animators, to whom I wanted to say a special thank you, they were great at entertaining people, were positive and were not intrusive.
Towels. The ones that are given to the beach are dirty and look like they haven't even been washed.
Sun loungers by the pools. This is a separate anti-record. During the tour of the hotel upon check-in, we were promised that the situation would be monitored, that towels would be removed from the sun loungers "occupied in advance". In practice, it's a complete zero. People come at night, throw towels, and in the morning everything is occupied. At the same time, the pools are empty, there are almost no people in the water, and there are no free sun loungers at all. No one controls anything, and as a result, you relax standing by the pool, because there is simply nowhere to lie down. This was one of the most annoying moments of the vacation.
Result.
A hotel with excellent cuisine, good territory and individual heroes of the staff (Do? ukan, you are the best! ). But all this is drowning in an ocean of minuses: disgusting cleaning, lazy bartenders, dirty towels and complete chaos with sun loungers. And the worst thing is the unacceptable behavior of some of the staff, which is why there is a complete lack of sense of security.
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I liked the rest at the hotel, it corresponds to 4. I am writing a review for tourists who choose where to relax. The distance from the hotel to the beach is 400 m, along the normal path. The sea is warm, clean, the beach is small pebbles, special shoes are not needed. Depth is 7-10 meters from the shore.
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I liked the rest at the hotel, it corresponds to 4.
I am writing a review for tourists who choose where to relax.
The distance from the hotel to the beach is 400 m, along the normal path.
The sea is warm, clean, the beach is small pebbles, special shoes are not needed. Depth is 7-10 meters from the shore. There is no jellyfish.
On the territory of 2 pools, one with slides, music, animation. The second quiet, calm. Between lunch and dinner near the pools, the watermelon is handed out to everyone.
It is normal in nutrition, it corresponds to the declared 4. For dinner, every day the first dish (every day is different) in a large boiler and near the entrance on the street was poured into the piales to everyone. I recommend it very tasty.
We had a number in Block B, near the pool, a 3-seater, 2 beds and a sofa, all in good condition, no complaints.
I am writing a review for tourists who choose where to relax.
The distance from the hotel to the beach is 400 m, along the normal path.
The sea is warm, clean, the beach is small pebbles, special shoes are not needed. Depth is 7-10 meters from the shore. There is no jellyfish.
On the territory of 2 pools, one with slides, music, animation. The second quiet, calm. Between lunch and dinner near the pools, the watermelon is handed out to everyone.
It is normal in nutrition, it corresponds to the declared 4. For dinner, every day the first dish (every day is different) in a large boiler and near the entrance on the street was poured into the piales to everyone. I recommend it very tasty.
We had a number in Block B, near the pool, a 3-seater, 2 beds and a sofa, all in good condition, no complaints.
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Good day to all. We were in this hotel as a family of 3 people on 10/2.2023 - 13.10. 2023. For those who don’t like long reading, the hotel is of quite decent quality, with ordinary food, in a very beautiful place, with a small territory and a slightly remote beach. And now first things first) Order. I ordered it myself on the teztura website back in March, so for three people, 11 nights cost 2600.
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Good day to all. We were in this hotel as a family of 3 people on 10/2.2023 - 13.10. 2023. For those who don’t like long reading, the hotel is of quite decent quality, with ordinary food, in a very beautiful place, with a small territory and a slightly remote beach. And now first things first)
Order. I ordered it myself on the teztura website back in March, so for three people, 11 nights cost 2600. I paid little by little throughout the year, paid a month before departure, sent the documents, printed them out, no problem.
Flight. Everything is standard - a Belavia charter, without adventures, with standard airplane food. Well, for a long time, of course, compared to before the events...
Transfer. Everything was also standard - we came to the counter at the airport exit, showed them vouchers, gave us the bus number, and arrived without incident at about 10 p. m. Back too - we read the departure schedule at the reception, picked up the bus, dropped it off, everything was fine.
Check-in. This is where it gets more interesting) We and another couple arrived at the hotel.
We are experienced, right away for registration, $20 for a passport and like “mountain view if possible”))) The guys are happy, one grabbed the suitcases and popped))) He says, special for a four-bed room, friend))) I’ve seen such)) ) Well, as you can see in the photo, it’s quite a double standard with an extra bed for a child) I read about the small rooms in this hotel, but I haven’t been in them, I haven’t seen them in person, I have nothing to compare with. In general, we settled in, managed to appreciate the beer in the bar and took my wife and child for a walk on the beach at night) And in the morning, already at a meeting with the guide, it turned out that the second couple, without paying anything extra due to inexperience, spent the night in an unknown closet, unknown where, like there were no rooms) A I am sure that they were, because the hotel was well occupied, if only half, then there was something to compare with. In general, take into account the mentality and do not regret 20s)
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As I wrote, and as you can see in the photo - quite a standard standard) The furniture is quite fresh, nothing was falling off, the degree of dirtiness is a C) The curtains were never washed))) Although the TV may not be working, I don’t know, they didn’t turn it on) Minibar, kettle, tea and coffee sets, free safe.
Cleaning. There are no complaints here at all. Almost every day they left a dollar. The bed was changed almost daily. Like the ashtray on the balcony. Towels every other day, probably.
Beach. Small, but there was always enough space, of course not near the water, but on the other hand - closer to the bar))) Pebbles - corrals are a must!! ! The sunbeds are almost all intact. If our own people didn’t shit, then the beach would be clean, but otherwise, not really. A big plus is that there is a free beach of about three hundred meters on the right, I don’t want to walk, and you don’t swim like a herring) The sea is beautiful, like everywhere else in Turkey on pebbles. Towels are provided at the spa against a deposit, and can be replaced there with clean ones; the deposit will be returned without any problems.
There is a bar on the beach, with music, alcohol and tea, coffee, plus burgers and fries for lunch. Fresh juices and ice cream for $1
Road to the beach. Walk past the fence of an abandoned hotel for about 10 minutes. It’s not stressful.
Around the hotel. Like everywhere there is a continuous market) Everything you need can be bought, from corals to sweets) Well, there are also excursions there) We took them in two different places, everything is quite normal everywhere, only cheaper than the same) Well, a mountain that is worth going to) Everything is there simply - by the marks on the stones) Just under no circumstances go straight to the bay - then you won’t go to the flag))) When you return from the bay you will understand what I mean) Be sure to first go up to the flag, and then go down to the bay, and then get ready for the trip home))) Be sure to take at least a liter or two of water per person!! ! Well, Kemer is not far, who wants to take a walk there, there is a stop behind the hotel, 15 minutes drive, $1 per person and you are on the square where Migros, Waikiki and others like them)
Internet.
I’ll say right away that in 2023 the hotel changed its concept and the Internet became free throughout the entire territory and even on the beach. Fishes well everywhere. No problem. When you check in, the guy sets everything up right away. Local SIM cards were not accepted. My wife and I have roaming just in case. We communicated mainly through SAP.
Nutrition. Again, everything is standard for Turkey. There is enough of everything, but sometimes you have to wait in a long line for special treats. I also didn’t like that the dining room itself is separate from the kitchen and bar, or rather there is a bar, but without strong drinks. Yes, there are trays to bring, but by the time you take everything, bring it, pour it at the bar, then dinner is already cold. It’s also strange that baklava, which is everywhere, was only here a couple of times...And so, there is enough of everything throughout the day and flatbreads and ice cream and snacks and nuts in the bar, etc.
Entertainment.
Here you can entertain yourself) Yes, there is water polo or dancing in the pool, well, that’s all) In the evenings there are shows, normal ones, by the way, in the amphitheater. And so, a couple of slides for the children, that’s all the fun) The second pool is generally quiet relaxation, we called it the pensioner’s pool)
And, yes!! ! There are a lot of animals in this hotel, cats, dogs, hedgehogs and everything else) They are everywhere) Everything would be fine, but how can I explain to tourists that a cat eats quite well from the ground than from a napkin, which he won’t clean up after himself, so here they are they are napkins around the dining room)))
Conclusion. I recommend this hotel. Not for young people, of course, he’s not a party guy. Quite a strong four in an excellent location.
If you have any questions, ask, I will answer as best I can)
Order. I ordered it myself on the teztura website back in March, so for three people, 11 nights cost 2600. I paid little by little throughout the year, paid a month before departure, sent the documents, printed them out, no problem.
Flight. Everything is standard - a Belavia charter, without adventures, with standard airplane food. Well, for a long time, of course, compared to before the events...
Transfer. Everything was also standard - we came to the counter at the airport exit, showed them vouchers, gave us the bus number, and arrived without incident at about 10 p. m. Back too - we read the departure schedule at the reception, picked up the bus, dropped it off, everything was fine.
Check-in. This is where it gets more interesting) We and another couple arrived at the hotel.
We are experienced, right away for registration, $20 for a passport and like “mountain view if possible”))) The guys are happy, one grabbed the suitcases and popped))) He says, special for a four-bed room, friend))) I’ve seen such)) ) Well, as you can see in the photo, it’s quite a double standard with an extra bed for a child) I read about the small rooms in this hotel, but I haven’t been in them, I haven’t seen them in person, I have nothing to compare with. In general, we settled in, managed to appreciate the beer in the bar and took my wife and child for a walk on the beach at night) And in the morning, already at a meeting with the guide, it turned out that the second couple, without paying anything extra due to inexperience, spent the night in an unknown closet, unknown where, like there were no rooms) A I am sure that they were, because the hotel was well occupied, if only half, then there was something to compare with. In general, take into account the mentality and do not regret 20s)
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As I wrote, and as you can see in the photo - quite a standard standard) The furniture is quite fresh, nothing was falling off, the degree of dirtiness is a C) The curtains were never washed))) Although the TV may not be working, I don’t know, they didn’t turn it on) Minibar, kettle, tea and coffee sets, free safe.
Cleaning. There are no complaints here at all. Almost every day they left a dollar. The bed was changed almost daily. Like the ashtray on the balcony. Towels every other day, probably.
Beach. Small, but there was always enough space, of course not near the water, but on the other hand - closer to the bar))) Pebbles - corrals are a must!! ! The sunbeds are almost all intact. If our own people didn’t shit, then the beach would be clean, but otherwise, not really. A big plus is that there is a free beach of about three hundred meters on the right, I don’t want to walk, and you don’t swim like a herring) The sea is beautiful, like everywhere else in Turkey on pebbles. Towels are provided at the spa against a deposit, and can be replaced there with clean ones; the deposit will be returned without any problems.
There is a bar on the beach, with music, alcohol and tea, coffee, plus burgers and fries for lunch. Fresh juices and ice cream for $1
Road to the beach. Walk past the fence of an abandoned hotel for about 10 minutes. It’s not stressful.
Around the hotel. Like everywhere there is a continuous market) Everything you need can be bought, from corals to sweets) Well, there are also excursions there) We took them in two different places, everything is quite normal everywhere, only cheaper than the same) Well, a mountain that is worth going to) Everything is there simply - by the marks on the stones) Just under no circumstances go straight to the bay - then you won’t go to the flag))) When you return from the bay you will understand what I mean) Be sure to first go up to the flag, and then go down to the bay, and then get ready for the trip home))) Be sure to take at least a liter or two of water per person!! ! Well, Kemer is not far, who wants to take a walk there, there is a stop behind the hotel, 15 minutes drive, $1 per person and you are on the square where Migros, Waikiki and others like them)
Internet.
I’ll say right away that in 2023 the hotel changed its concept and the Internet became free throughout the entire territory and even on the beach. Fishes well everywhere. No problem. When you check in, the guy sets everything up right away. Local SIM cards were not accepted. My wife and I have roaming just in case. We communicated mainly through SAP.
Nutrition. Again, everything is standard for Turkey. There is enough of everything, but sometimes you have to wait in a long line for special treats. I also didn’t like that the dining room itself is separate from the kitchen and bar, or rather there is a bar, but without strong drinks. Yes, there are trays to bring, but by the time you take everything, bring it, pour it at the bar, then dinner is already cold. It’s also strange that baklava, which is everywhere, was only here a couple of times...And so, there is enough of everything throughout the day and flatbreads and ice cream and snacks and nuts in the bar, etc.
Entertainment.
Here you can entertain yourself) Yes, there is water polo or dancing in the pool, well, that’s all) In the evenings there are shows, normal ones, by the way, in the amphitheater. And so, a couple of slides for the children, that’s all the fun) The second pool is generally quiet relaxation, we called it the pensioner’s pool)
And, yes!! ! There are a lot of animals in this hotel, cats, dogs, hedgehogs and everything else) They are everywhere) Everything would be fine, but how can I explain to tourists that a cat eats quite well from the ground than from a napkin, which he won’t clean up after himself, so here they are they are napkins around the dining room)))
Conclusion. I recommend this hotel. Not for young people, of course, he’s not a party guy. Quite a strong four in an excellent location.
If you have any questions, ask, I will answer as best I can)
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Now I am with my family (two children 12 and 4 years old) in this hotel and I really hope that the hotel owners are studying the reviews. We are VERY picky people and all the shortcomings of food and cleanliness are not very important to us, but the fact that our children, like everyone else in the hotel, howl with boredom, of course spoils everything.
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Now I am with my family (two children 12 and 4 years old) in this hotel and I really hope that the hotel owners are studying the reviews. We are VERY picky people and all the shortcomings of food and cleanliness are not very important to us, but the fact that our children, like everyone else in the hotel, howl with boredom, of course spoils everything. It's not clear, a lot of staff, everyone is very friendly, the guys have great evenings for adults, is it really impossible to hire a children's animator. Of all the children's entertainment, 30 minutes in the evening are discotheques and for $ 10 they will paint a T-shirt with your child. And this is Turkey, in Belarusian sanatoriums children's animation is better. There is a kids club but not open. In general, the hotel is only for adults! Do not travel with children!
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October is the month of rainy and cold Moscow. I’m watching daily TV and Internet horror stories have begun, autumn is the time when you can already calmly hang noodles on your ears with stories about the baranovirus, introduce new fines, frighten and prohibit living, relaxing where you want. Apparently, our "miracle" resorts in the Krasnodar Territory and the Crimea with rest at prices comparable to Pointe Cannet, due to seasonality, were closed until the next scam.
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October is the month of rainy and cold Moscow. I’m watching daily TV and Internet horror stories have begun, autumn is the time when you can already calmly hang noodles on your ears with stories about the baranovirus, introduce new fines, frighten and prohibit living, relaxing where you want. Apparently, our "miracle" resorts in the Krasnodar Territory and the Crimea with rest at prices comparable to Pointe Cannet, due to seasonality, were closed until the next scam. Then it's time ...all in a stall and lock up in cells.
Having quickly analyzed that things are heading for a demobilization, another lockdown, closing the borders until next spring and lowering it, I decided to fly the sun, the sea, whiskey / cola again, since I wanted to end the summer 2021 season on a positive and sunny note, then the search site Online. tour to help me.
Of course, I don’t know how things are in October in the chic fives of the Akka or Rixos hotel chain scattered all over the Turkish coast, but Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * pleasantly impressed me with a comfortable and high-quality stay, quality of service, work of chefs and evening entertainment for hotel guests.
It makes no sense to repeat and describe the number of rooms, decent food in the restaurant, accommodation, location in the center of the village of Kirish, the work of the snack / karaoke bar on the territory of the hotel, soft sofas and pleasant music in hookah lounges, open verandas on the second floor, a network of pools and the work of the hotel staff ...everything was beyond praise.
Daily cleaning of rooms, cleanliness and order in the surrounding area, vacuum cleaning of pools, cutting bushes, palm trees, attentive and positive girls from the reception, bartenders with a smile on their faces serve you ordered alcoholic drinks, complex cocktails and so on.
The Moscow flight landed at exactly 5-30 in the morning...passport control, baggage claim, bus and at 8-05 I was at the hotel. A sweet and smiling girl, having found my last name at the reception, handed over a completed questionnaire, where it remained only to put a painting and voila, I'm in a fairy tale. Next, a bracelet on the left hand from a young beautiful and sexually attractive ...I ask you for breakfast. Oh how!! ! The suitcase flew off the leg into the storage room, breakfast that God sent ...and he sent everything his heart desires, where any of my ex-five wives nervously smokes on the sidelines, and by and large the further work of the restaurant showed ...they turned out to be and do not need Mishutka.
The chefs of the Grand Miramor Hotel turned out to be virtuosos of their craft, everything was so deliciously varied...once again they proved the "Farm" theorem to Mishutka...correctly, at one time I sent everyone home to the hut to learn the ABC and study the ABC book on the subject... it should be.
And someone was burned in the furnace by the yak Pinocchio, melting the fireplace in the house. Upon arrival home, I think that I will not soon fry my own capelin or bake tuna in the oven ...phosphorus, chicken, meat, pizza, eggplant, zucchini and fish will last until spring in the light.
Moscow / Turkish time is 9-00 and we are on the beach ...having found a sunbed on the first line without any problems, we plunged into the warm, bitter salty sea. Essss...we are in affectionate and hospitable Turkey, the velvet season is in full swing. A small fairy tale away from home with a good and cheerful positive company of friends, couples from Ukraine...the cities of Kherson and Dnipro. It doesn’t matter where, it’s important with whom to relax, and even in this matter the hotel did not let me down !!!
Upon my return, I constantly remember my friend Uncle Seryozha with his chic wife, the beautiful Nelya (kitten 30+), with whom we drank a duet in the evenings to cognac Tavria al my Moscow homemade on pine nuts, Russian / Ukrainian songs from the golden film fund of a great country.
Shaw, curiously, Ukrainians do not fully know the words and lyrics of their songs, I generally keep quiet about the anthem of Ukraine, one verse and two with tops, three with claps ...why do I know Ukrainian songs in Moscow. How did it happen?? ? At least send a letter of claim to the SBU, let them learn the text instead of the PCR test upon departure and pass vocal exams ...and it’s a burden for everyone to increase the import rate of real Ukrainian lard. Fragrant with pink streaks, butter melts in your mouth like butter ...it's nothing to them, but for Moscow it's a moonstone.
Or Madame Natalie from Kherson...who entered the water in a black swimsuit with the logo of four rings from Audi, swimming, tearing off a couple in the sea, went to the beach and told us all daylight hours that this is the brand "Coco Chanel" and we do not understand anything in expensive, fashionable stylish women's things. Men are men...laughed for a week.
A good and cheerful company with common interests, who flew to rest with hearts beating in unison, are expensive.
Check-in at 14-00...excellent, quiet room with a balcony on the ground floor and overlooking the tangerine and apple orchard. Beautyaaaaa.
Lunch, dinner at the hotel are all standard, varied and to the extent that the soul desires, the staff updates the position, conveys the missing, why it makes no sense to go / run to the opening of the restaurant, as in many other Turkish hotels ...why ?? ? There is everything for food. Children's table, menu, animation entertainment for kids, playgrounds and pools with slides for the little ones, snack bar with pizza, french fries, hamburgers during daylight hours. A wide and large pebble beach within walking distance from the hotel, a pleasant and comfortable entry into the sea, not a small number of sunbeds, sunshades, freshly squeezed pomegranate / orange juices, coffee at the bar on the beach ...and this is all the Grand Miramor hotel.
Well, in the evening you are welcome ...
a disco in the amphitheater or a day later live music, the performers who lit the hotel's dance floor with modern hits, forced the laziest people to wake up and go out into the world. Walking distance to shops, cafes and restaurants in the village of Kirish, a bus for $ 1 ...13 minutes and you are in the center of Kemer, inexpensive excursions for every taste in front of the hotel from the Turkish uncle Misha, who treated guests to tea, oriental sweets, connected free Wi-Fi and spent your leisure time with informative and curious stories about Turkey.
Doesn't this deserve the most flattering epithets for the Grand Miramor Hotel.
Definitely ...they don’t look for good from good and spring / summer 2022 season only the Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * hotel, which rightfully deserves 5++++++
Sincerely.. .
Having quickly analyzed that things are heading for a demobilization, another lockdown, closing the borders until next spring and lowering it, I decided to fly the sun, the sea, whiskey / cola again, since I wanted to end the summer 2021 season on a positive and sunny note, then the search site Online. tour to help me.
Of course, I don’t know how things are in October in the chic fives of the Akka or Rixos hotel chain scattered all over the Turkish coast, but Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * pleasantly impressed me with a comfortable and high-quality stay, quality of service, work of chefs and evening entertainment for hotel guests.
It makes no sense to repeat and describe the number of rooms, decent food in the restaurant, accommodation, location in the center of the village of Kirish, the work of the snack / karaoke bar on the territory of the hotel, soft sofas and pleasant music in hookah lounges, open verandas on the second floor, a network of pools and the work of the hotel staff ...everything was beyond praise.
Daily cleaning of rooms, cleanliness and order in the surrounding area, vacuum cleaning of pools, cutting bushes, palm trees, attentive and positive girls from the reception, bartenders with a smile on their faces serve you ordered alcoholic drinks, complex cocktails and so on.
The Moscow flight landed at exactly 5-30 in the morning...passport control, baggage claim, bus and at 8-05 I was at the hotel. A sweet and smiling girl, having found my last name at the reception, handed over a completed questionnaire, where it remained only to put a painting and voila, I'm in a fairy tale. Next, a bracelet on the left hand from a young beautiful and sexually attractive ...I ask you for breakfast. Oh how!! ! The suitcase flew off the leg into the storage room, breakfast that God sent ...and he sent everything his heart desires, where any of my ex-five wives nervously smokes on the sidelines, and by and large the further work of the restaurant showed ...they turned out to be and do not need Mishutka.
The chefs of the Grand Miramor Hotel turned out to be virtuosos of their craft, everything was so deliciously varied...once again they proved the "Farm" theorem to Mishutka...correctly, at one time I sent everyone home to the hut to learn the ABC and study the ABC book on the subject... it should be.
And someone was burned in the furnace by the yak Pinocchio, melting the fireplace in the house. Upon arrival home, I think that I will not soon fry my own capelin or bake tuna in the oven ...phosphorus, chicken, meat, pizza, eggplant, zucchini and fish will last until spring in the light.
Moscow / Turkish time is 9-00 and we are on the beach ...having found a sunbed on the first line without any problems, we plunged into the warm, bitter salty sea. Essss...we are in affectionate and hospitable Turkey, the velvet season is in full swing. A small fairy tale away from home with a good and cheerful positive company of friends, couples from Ukraine...the cities of Kherson and Dnipro. It doesn’t matter where, it’s important with whom to relax, and even in this matter the hotel did not let me down !!!
Upon my return, I constantly remember my friend Uncle Seryozha with his chic wife, the beautiful Nelya (kitten 30+), with whom we drank a duet in the evenings to cognac Tavria al my Moscow homemade on pine nuts, Russian / Ukrainian songs from the golden film fund of a great country.
Shaw, curiously, Ukrainians do not fully know the words and lyrics of their songs, I generally keep quiet about the anthem of Ukraine, one verse and two with tops, three with claps ...why do I know Ukrainian songs in Moscow. How did it happen?? ? At least send a letter of claim to the SBU, let them learn the text instead of the PCR test upon departure and pass vocal exams ...and it’s a burden for everyone to increase the import rate of real Ukrainian lard. Fragrant with pink streaks, butter melts in your mouth like butter ...it's nothing to them, but for Moscow it's a moonstone.
Or Madame Natalie from Kherson...who entered the water in a black swimsuit with the logo of four rings from Audi, swimming, tearing off a couple in the sea, went to the beach and told us all daylight hours that this is the brand "Coco Chanel" and we do not understand anything in expensive, fashionable stylish women's things. Men are men...laughed for a week.
A good and cheerful company with common interests, who flew to rest with hearts beating in unison, are expensive.
Check-in at 14-00...excellent, quiet room with a balcony on the ground floor and overlooking the tangerine and apple orchard. Beautyaaaaa.
Lunch, dinner at the hotel are all standard, varied and to the extent that the soul desires, the staff updates the position, conveys the missing, why it makes no sense to go / run to the opening of the restaurant, as in many other Turkish hotels ...why ?? ? There is everything for food. Children's table, menu, animation entertainment for kids, playgrounds and pools with slides for the little ones, snack bar with pizza, french fries, hamburgers during daylight hours. A wide and large pebble beach within walking distance from the hotel, a pleasant and comfortable entry into the sea, not a small number of sunbeds, sunshades, freshly squeezed pomegranate / orange juices, coffee at the bar on the beach ...and this is all the Grand Miramor hotel.
Well, in the evening you are welcome ...
a disco in the amphitheater or a day later live music, the performers who lit the hotel's dance floor with modern hits, forced the laziest people to wake up and go out into the world. Walking distance to shops, cafes and restaurants in the village of Kirish, a bus for $ 1 ...13 minutes and you are in the center of Kemer, inexpensive excursions for every taste in front of the hotel from the Turkish uncle Misha, who treated guests to tea, oriental sweets, connected free Wi-Fi and spent your leisure time with informative and curious stories about Turkey.
Doesn't this deserve the most flattering epithets for the Grand Miramor Hotel.
Definitely ...they don’t look for good from good and spring / summer 2022 season only the Grand Miramor spa resort 4 * hotel, which rightfully deserves 5++++++
Sincerely.. .
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Before that, I was in 4 hotels in Turkey from the standard fours in Beldibi, Camyuva and Kemer to the Salima Club Hotel for $2300+! So I will try to objectively evaluate the price-quality, and not the expectations-desires. 1.9 nights and 10 days cost us $1000, departure from Kyiv! We bought 2 months before departure, Anex tour.
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Before that, I was in 4 hotels in Turkey from the standard fours in Beldibi, Camyuva and Kemer to the Salima Club Hotel for $2300+! So I will try to objectively evaluate the price-quality, and not the expectations-desires.
1.9 nights and 10 days cost us $1000, departure from Kyiv! We bought 2 months before departure, Anex tour. Claims to Anex 0. Well done.
- we were at the hotel at 8 in the morning, put on bracelets, left the bags at the reception, went to have breakfast and at the sea. We asked for a room away from the disco and music (because it is from 8 am to 00:00)! If you are ready to sacrifice tranquility but a beautiful view of the mountains - building A is for you. I asked for building C, I didn’t give money, they didn’t hint me. What they asked for, what they gave. The room was clean, comfortable, everything worked, there was hot water, the code worked. There is no mold, nothing fell off, the water in the shower left quickly.
Pros.
+ Very beautiful hotel from the entrance to every corner of the territory. And it is big here and everything is buried in greenery as in a good 5 *! This is one of the greenest hotels on the second line with a 4 * class in the Kemer region. Yes, and at the foot of the mountain!
+ Two huge and CLEAN pools (there were enough sunbeds for everyone).
+ Beach and sea. Walk 400-600 meters. Probably the best place I have stayed in Turkey. Small pebbles, it is possible without aquashoes. The sea is about 28-29 degrees - like fresh milk, clean. Behind the buoys without immersion in water, I saw the bottom, how clear the sea is. When the storm is also cool, but not so clear water is understandable. There were always enough sunbeds, many simply went to the left to MaxRoyal (between it and us there is no man's huge beach), where there are no sunbeds, but there is a lot of space and fewer people crowd.
+ Staff kitchen/bar/restaurant/terrace. All great guys, someone knows a couple of words in Russian, but they always answer please, have a nice one. They were never rude or rude, they never made a displeased expression on their faces. All 5.
Great to eat on the terrace. The manager Rasim is there. A very pleasant and polite man (Azerbaijani, he knows Russian well, because he is about 55 years old). He always greets, says goodbye, helps if something goes wrong, the waiters always quickly clean up, friendly. We all ate on the terrace for 10 days. They also ordered boiled crayfish for $ 8. I recommend the terrace! In the main restik - all the rest - the people are dark, but the air conditioners work.
+ Hamam. I always recommend visiting the hammam on the first day, it’s a cool thing for tanning. There you will meet Irakli, the head of the SPA center. Cool guy, always greets everyone, communicates. We took an average package for 3 (peeling, massage, mask with tea after the massage). If you tan correctly, then the tan lies evenly well after these procedures. On the 4th day I was a black man with a bronze tan. Prices are the same as on the street, but you don’t need to travel and waste time anywhere. I recommend the local hammam!
+ Food. In general, this will be in any budget-average 4 *, do not flatter yourself with the illusion that you will be served shrimp or barbecue every day! ) There is something to choose, nothing has ever ended, everything has been. Everyone chooses for himself what to eat. Yes, monotonous in some ways - but then go to restaurants. I was ok.
Minuses.
- Room cleaning. For 10 days - 2 times cleaned in the room. 1 time they changed the towels of their own free will, the 2nd time on the 9th day, when I came with claims. Toiletries - shampoo and shower gel updated 1 time, toilet paper refilled 1 time. The bedding was never changed) In general, this is the scourge of all 4 * hotels! There is not enough staff or money for it. On the 9th day, when there was no paper and gel in the shower, I went to the reception desk, got paper on the counter. I say, do you seriously think that I will walk in my hands with paper through the entire hotel? ) They gave me a package) The gel was never changed. In the morning I went again to ask for replenishment. So they didn't fill it up. Although they changed the towels, which were not asked to be changed. Krch, reception and cleaning are different planets) Once I left a dollar, they didn’t clean krch anymore)) I don’t recommend leaving money for cleaning. Everyone says it. Go to the reception and kill the admin with timing and emotions.
- Wi-Fi. Paid even in... lobby! ) I'm just in shock. $2 per day! Given that he is so-so, turn the pages - we did not buy. Across the road there is a free tour agency, but it only reaches the border of the hotel. Buy a local card and don't get attached to the hotel. Money is the same - but it is freedom.
Perhaps these are the only and significant disadvantages for which I took 1 point. Be realistic people - you pay a budget price for a budget hotel - no need to deduct points for everything, simply because you were not settled in a new building, you were not served foie gras and you did not wipe your ass at the right time. If you want all this - get $ 2500 and there it will all be! And not for $ 1000 attitude, as for a hotel for 2500.
Excursions - it is better to take from the hotel guide, Katya. I went from the street - 6 out of 10. The difference of $ 5-10 is not worth it) We took 3 excursions in 1. Rafting, bungee and canyon. We were followed by a 2000s Volkswagen Type Sprinter, which we drove only through Antalya for 2 hours due to traffic jams. Not comfortable at all. These are not the Mercs that come from Anex or Teza or others! )) The seller said that they would not feed, take it with you. We took it like fools, but in the end they fed us. Minus the seller for ignorance of the product! The rafting instructor was kind of nervous with a set of Russian words in 10 pieces! In addition to shouting "rowing", right-left-back and all this confusing places - there was no pleasure from the rafting. Then we climbed the canyon - 32 bodies were unloaded from two trucks of our delivery - they said you have 15 minutes and we are leaving! ))) It is clear that everyone rushed to take a picture. The site is not large, queues, psychos, etc. I ask - I paid for an excursion here and not for a 15-minute photo shoot in line and mats. I was told this to the seller of the tour) I asked this question to the seller - they shrugged, saying that each company (who organizes and does not sell decides how and how much). Okay, ok... Then they went down to the bugs, who bought this tour. Of the 32 bodies, only 6 people did not buy, incl. And we. Bottom line - like fools, we waited 1 hour for others to roll! Although those who did not pay for the canyon went to it for free! ) The guys with bugs arrived - everything was covered in dust, sand in their eyes, in their mouths, everyone was spitting - because. they were not given protective masks and all 13 cars drove one after another - the dust was a column, nothing was visible... In general, 90% said - a hat!
Back we also stood in traffic jams in Antalya for 1.5 hours. If you want to experience the same delights for the same money as a hotel guide - go ahead! It's not worth it. Especially in Pamukala, where to go 6.5 hours one way. If a minibus comes for you - bury your tour right away))
Therefore, do not listen to street vendors that they give the same thing for less money - nonsense! It can't cost the same thing so cheap)
1.9 nights and 10 days cost us $1000, departure from Kyiv! We bought 2 months before departure, Anex tour. Claims to Anex 0. Well done.
- we were at the hotel at 8 in the morning, put on bracelets, left the bags at the reception, went to have breakfast and at the sea. We asked for a room away from the disco and music (because it is from 8 am to 00:00)! If you are ready to sacrifice tranquility but a beautiful view of the mountains - building A is for you. I asked for building C, I didn’t give money, they didn’t hint me. What they asked for, what they gave. The room was clean, comfortable, everything worked, there was hot water, the code worked. There is no mold, nothing fell off, the water in the shower left quickly.
Pros.
+ Very beautiful hotel from the entrance to every corner of the territory. And it is big here and everything is buried in greenery as in a good 5 *! This is one of the greenest hotels on the second line with a 4 * class in the Kemer region. Yes, and at the foot of the mountain!
+ Two huge and CLEAN pools (there were enough sunbeds for everyone).
+ Beach and sea. Walk 400-600 meters. Probably the best place I have stayed in Turkey. Small pebbles, it is possible without aquashoes. The sea is about 28-29 degrees - like fresh milk, clean. Behind the buoys without immersion in water, I saw the bottom, how clear the sea is. When the storm is also cool, but not so clear water is understandable. There were always enough sunbeds, many simply went to the left to MaxRoyal (between it and us there is no man's huge beach), where there are no sunbeds, but there is a lot of space and fewer people crowd.
+ Staff kitchen/bar/restaurant/terrace. All great guys, someone knows a couple of words in Russian, but they always answer please, have a nice one. They were never rude or rude, they never made a displeased expression on their faces. All 5.
Great to eat on the terrace. The manager Rasim is there. A very pleasant and polite man (Azerbaijani, he knows Russian well, because he is about 55 years old). He always greets, says goodbye, helps if something goes wrong, the waiters always quickly clean up, friendly. We all ate on the terrace for 10 days. They also ordered boiled crayfish for $ 8. I recommend the terrace! In the main restik - all the rest - the people are dark, but the air conditioners work.
+ Hamam. I always recommend visiting the hammam on the first day, it’s a cool thing for tanning. There you will meet Irakli, the head of the SPA center. Cool guy, always greets everyone, communicates. We took an average package for 3 (peeling, massage, mask with tea after the massage). If you tan correctly, then the tan lies evenly well after these procedures. On the 4th day I was a black man with a bronze tan. Prices are the same as on the street, but you don’t need to travel and waste time anywhere. I recommend the local hammam!
+ Food. In general, this will be in any budget-average 4 *, do not flatter yourself with the illusion that you will be served shrimp or barbecue every day! ) There is something to choose, nothing has ever ended, everything has been. Everyone chooses for himself what to eat. Yes, monotonous in some ways - but then go to restaurants. I was ok.
Minuses.
- Room cleaning. For 10 days - 2 times cleaned in the room. 1 time they changed the towels of their own free will, the 2nd time on the 9th day, when I came with claims. Toiletries - shampoo and shower gel updated 1 time, toilet paper refilled 1 time. The bedding was never changed) In general, this is the scourge of all 4 * hotels! There is not enough staff or money for it. On the 9th day, when there was no paper and gel in the shower, I went to the reception desk, got paper on the counter. I say, do you seriously think that I will walk in my hands with paper through the entire hotel? ) They gave me a package) The gel was never changed. In the morning I went again to ask for replenishment. So they didn't fill it up. Although they changed the towels, which were not asked to be changed. Krch, reception and cleaning are different planets) Once I left a dollar, they didn’t clean krch anymore)) I don’t recommend leaving money for cleaning. Everyone says it. Go to the reception and kill the admin with timing and emotions.
- Wi-Fi. Paid even in... lobby! ) I'm just in shock. $2 per day! Given that he is so-so, turn the pages - we did not buy. Across the road there is a free tour agency, but it only reaches the border of the hotel. Buy a local card and don't get attached to the hotel. Money is the same - but it is freedom.
Perhaps these are the only and significant disadvantages for which I took 1 point. Be realistic people - you pay a budget price for a budget hotel - no need to deduct points for everything, simply because you were not settled in a new building, you were not served foie gras and you did not wipe your ass at the right time. If you want all this - get $ 2500 and there it will all be! And not for $ 1000 attitude, as for a hotel for 2500.
Excursions - it is better to take from the hotel guide, Katya. I went from the street - 6 out of 10. The difference of $ 5-10 is not worth it) We took 3 excursions in 1. Rafting, bungee and canyon. We were followed by a 2000s Volkswagen Type Sprinter, which we drove only through Antalya for 2 hours due to traffic jams. Not comfortable at all. These are not the Mercs that come from Anex or Teza or others! )) The seller said that they would not feed, take it with you. We took it like fools, but in the end they fed us. Minus the seller for ignorance of the product! The rafting instructor was kind of nervous with a set of Russian words in 10 pieces! In addition to shouting "rowing", right-left-back and all this confusing places - there was no pleasure from the rafting. Then we climbed the canyon - 32 bodies were unloaded from two trucks of our delivery - they said you have 15 minutes and we are leaving! ))) It is clear that everyone rushed to take a picture. The site is not large, queues, psychos, etc. I ask - I paid for an excursion here and not for a 15-minute photo shoot in line and mats. I was told this to the seller of the tour) I asked this question to the seller - they shrugged, saying that each company (who organizes and does not sell decides how and how much). Okay, ok... Then they went down to the bugs, who bought this tour. Of the 32 bodies, only 6 people did not buy, incl. And we. Bottom line - like fools, we waited 1 hour for others to roll! Although those who did not pay for the canyon went to it for free! ) The guys with bugs arrived - everything was covered in dust, sand in their eyes, in their mouths, everyone was spitting - because. they were not given protective masks and all 13 cars drove one after another - the dust was a column, nothing was visible... In general, 90% said - a hat!
Back we also stood in traffic jams in Antalya for 1.5 hours. If you want to experience the same delights for the same money as a hotel guide - go ahead! It's not worth it. Especially in Pamukala, where to go 6.5 hours one way. If a minibus comes for you - bury your tour right away))
Therefore, do not listen to street vendors that they give the same thing for less money - nonsense! It can't cost the same thing so cheap)
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Essentially. Rested family of 4 people including a child of 3.5 years. Ratings: Service - 5 (not intrusive staff, open to dialogue and requests). Rooms and amenities - 5 (good repair in the rooms and good furniture, they clean 3 rubles a week). Territory - 1 (there is practically none, only 3 pools and passages to them).
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Essentially.
Rested family of 4 people including a child of 3.5 years.
Ratings:
Service - 5 (not intrusive staff, open to dialogue and requests).
Rooms and amenities - 5 (good repair in the rooms and good furniture, they clean 3 rubles a week).
Territory - 1 (there is practically none, only 3 pools and passages to them).
Food (for adults) - 4 (for its price and class of the hotel).
Food (for children) - 0 (absolutely unsuitable for children: battered onion rings, mashed potatoes, soy nuggets and sausages. . . )
Comfort - 4 (daily evening events, but the noise of music is clearly audible in the rooms; rooms are changed without question; 7 minutes walk to the sea; paid and not stable internet)
The holiday was overshadowed by the illness of a child who caught an intestinal infection from the water in the pool. This is a common fact, keep in mind.
Outcome:
For the money, a good hotel if you do not expect from 4 * (in fact, I would rate it at 3 + *) service and menu as in a 5-star hotel.
Rested family of 4 people including a child of 3.5 years.
Ratings:
Service - 5 (not intrusive staff, open to dialogue and requests).
Rooms and amenities - 5 (good repair in the rooms and good furniture, they clean 3 rubles a week).
Territory - 1 (there is practically none, only 3 pools and passages to them).
Food (for adults) - 4 (for its price and class of the hotel).
Food (for children) - 0 (absolutely unsuitable for children: battered onion rings, mashed potatoes, soy nuggets and sausages. . . )
Comfort - 4 (daily evening events, but the noise of music is clearly audible in the rooms; rooms are changed without question; 7 minutes walk to the sea; paid and not stable internet)
The holiday was overshadowed by the illness of a child who caught an intestinal infection from the water in the pool. This is a common fact, keep in mind.
Outcome:
For the money, a good hotel if you do not expect from 4 * (in fact, I would rate it at 3 + *) service and menu as in a 5-star hotel.
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The hotel is clean, located on the second line. The hotel itself is located under the mountain is very beautiful, everything is green on the territory. Stayed with my husband and 2 children. Of the minuses, Wi-Fi is paid (on the way to the beach we bought a Turkcell SIM card and distributed it to 3 phones), there are a lot of fried semi-finished meat products from food, poor fruit (watermelon, melon and small apples), the beach bar is open from 09:00, you can't drink coffee in the morning.
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The hotel is clean, located on the second line. The hotel itself is located under the mountain is very beautiful, everything is green on the territory. Stayed with my husband and 2 children. Of the minuses, Wi-Fi is paid (on the way to the beach we bought a Turkcell SIM card and distributed it to 3 phones), there are a lot of fried semi-finished meat products from food, poor fruit (watermelon, melon and small apples), the beach bar is open from 09:00, you can't drink coffee in the morning.
The staff is very friendly!
We went to the Turkish Maldives for a ridiculous price of $ 18 per person, we fed Dorado + spaghetti, salad, watermelon, tea, cookies on the yacht.
I recommend this hotel as a budget option.
Have a great holiday everyone!
The staff is very friendly!
We went to the Turkish Maldives for a ridiculous price of $ 18 per person, we fed Dorado + spaghetti, salad, watermelon, tea, cookies on the yacht.
I recommend this hotel as a budget option.
Have a great holiday everyone!
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Rested a family of 4 with children 8 years old and a baby 8 months old. The hotel is on the second line, but 5 minutes walk to the sea. You can stretch your legs. The food is normal. The beach is clean. Small pebble. Due to the pebbles, the water is clear. After 5-6 meters the depth is more than 2 m. The hotel is located at the foot of a small mountain.
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Rested a family of 4 with children 8 years old and a baby 8 months old. The hotel is on the second line, but 5 minutes walk to the sea. You can stretch your legs. The food is normal. The beach is clean. Small pebble. Due to the pebbles, the water is clear. After 5-6 meters the depth is more than 2 m. The hotel is located at the foot of a small mountain. The staff is friendly and accommodating. We, as a family with small children, were settled in a distant building, away from the disco. Thank you for this. It didn't interfere with sleep. The hotel has three swimming pools: one for adults 1.4 m deep, for teenagers with two slides and a paddling pool for kids. The water in the pools is warm. Chlorine, but not to the point of lawlessness. The chlorine was barely noticeable. They try to keep cleanliness in the hotel. As a family vacation I recommend.
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Received only good emotions. This is the second time we come to them, we were in May 2019 and this year in May. Placed quickly, the room was chic for the three of us. The food is good, the assortment is good, there is a choice. The staff is polite. To the sea 5-7 minutes on foot. Like the first time, I liked it.
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Received only good emotions. This is the second time we come to them, we were in May 2019 and this year in May. Placed quickly, the room was chic for the three of us. The food is good, the assortment is good, there is a choice. The staff is polite. To the sea 5-7 minutes on foot. Like the first time, I liked it.
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