Слов нет - один ужасс No words - one horror

So I'll start. . . My husband and I are in Turkey for the first time, and I hope the last time! (since we used to go to Egypt all the time) we knew that we were taking risks with the weather, since it was not the season, which in general turned out from 10 days the sun was only 3 days, the rest of the time showers. . I’ll start in order, when we arrived at the hotel, the administrator Maral met us (if I return to this hotel, it’s only to smash her face on the table) took our passports with a smile, and a woman went to show us the territory, of course, focusing on the hammam , said that almost a nosebleed, run here, just don’t forget to pay, from alcoholic drinks, according to the all-inclusive system, she promised local whiskey, rum, cognac, etc. . , as it turned out, in fact, only crayfish, vodka and gin, I don’t take wine on the bill, it’s impossible to drink it, when we returned to the reception Maral said that the safe was already on in the room and we HAVE to pay her $ 30, when I said that the safe was not for us needed, she threw our passports to us and said that when something was stolen from me so that I wouldn’t run to her, to which I asked, but what they steal from you, you’ll see! Well, fortunately I hung a lock on my suitcase so nothing was stolen really I was changed after 7 days with tantrums and scandals, although this hotel said that they change every 3 days, they left a tip for the maid, she didn’t clean up better, she didn’t pick up the garbage, she only made the bed. . Then we went for lunch, we were a little shocked, meat happens every 2 days and then chicken or bovine eggs (they make them like a sauté ) when I read the reviews and people wrote that the hotel didn’t believe in vegans, understand I’m not a picky person especially, but the eggs were just warmed up for 10 days, it was a shock for me, it’s not far from salmonellosis, my husband and I had constant stomach upsets 5 times a day, we really had to wait 20 minutes at the bar for Ismail, and I’ll drum what what we gave him 20 bucks, 0 reactions, a limin of 10 bottles of vodka is given out for the evening, then they tell you sorry, everything is gone, there was no animation at all, at the end of the vacation I wanted to wash the mirror in the elevator myself - everything is slick and spat, the pool is generally sick topic, on the 7th day a representative of the founder arrived and then at least the bottom became visible in it, I have never seen such a dirty pool in my whole life, taking into account the fact that cups periodically floated in it, near the pool the sun loungers were not removed at all threw out a couple of photos so that you saw it yourself and, the mattresses, like the sunbeds, always had to take out the ashtray yourself, they killed watermelons near the entrance to the hotel, and the gardener, he is a plumber) there is simply no territory, the food was truly disgusting, my husband was constantly hungry, and I choked on grass all my vacation because she couldn’t eat soybeans, she stank like I don’t know what, there are a lot of families with children what they fed them there honestly I don’t know, I wouldn’t dare to feed my child with that food in my life, we went on excursions from the street and are happy) hammam 15 bucks, fishing 26 per person, when the faucet broke in our room, they came to the reception, the husband tells this deer that the faucet broke, she says that you broke it, the husband asked culturally to call the manager, to which they received an answer, go yourself and look for the manager, I already went and found, I made the maral come and apologize, then they found out from other vacationers that they had the same situation, so don’t rush to pay comrades !!! ! beat them out, as soon as they hear that you’re going to the courts, they hide your tongue, involuntarily began witnesses and multiple fractures of one grandmother on the beach, and the death of a man, the husband refused to go to the sea after that. the sea is good, the beach strip of the hotel is 10 meters wide and 30 sunbeds are standing so that you can’t even put your hand between them. . . on the last evening they lowered the suitcase so that it would be packed with them for 3 dollars, the deer said that we were leaving at 5 in the morning, and at 4 we had to go down and they would pack it for us, at 4 we went down it was replaced by another administrator, he shrugged his shoulders in surprise and said that the packer is only until 9 pm, well, what can I say at 4 am, the whole hotel woke up, and then it finished off when we asked about the lunch boxes that were behind him, he said that they had to be signed up for while we were there there were not a single tourist who spoke positively about the hotel, everyone was shocked. . for me it was a spoiled vacation, thank God our friends didn’t go with us on their honeymoon, I wouldn’t forgive myself if they got there too. . Phew, I don't even know what to add. . . on the last day in the pool they began to pour some garbage like bleach only + with foam. . . in general, if I go back there in my life, then just to demolish this hotel in FIG !!...