"Super" holiday at Royal Resort

Written: 12 june 2007
Travel time: 12 — 19 may 2007
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 9.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 9.0
Food: 8.0
Amenities: 8.0
Royal Resort Kemer (Goynuk)
Rested from 11.05. 07-25.05. 07
About the good: beautiful territory, (pine trees, palm trees, flowers, swimming pools) the room is quite decent (for $ 20 (the figure was named by the administrator, or a bottle of vodka, the last one was not with you, you chose from the three offered) Wine and fruit in the room per day birthdays, sometimes they reported soap, caps and shampoo, perhaps everything...
1. The room is slightly larger than usual, decent furniture, a decent bathroom with non-current plumbing, but no air conditioning, a decent balcony.
Restaurant. . . language does not dare to call it that:
the kitchen is disgusting, at first there was practically no meat and even an orange!! ! (they gave only green cherry plum and medlar) Coffee... well, it’s not even slop . . worse, the glasses are dirty

Tablecloths are torn, dirty, there are no napkins (PAPER!!! ), toothpicks as well! The waiters never brought anything anywhere, even if you stick a dollar on your nose, they won’t notice a dead number.
BAR-SOMETHING! I've only heard about this about treshki. Whiskey is something like water after a washed whiskey bottle!! ! (and then it ended) Everything is so diluted, not to convey! There was no cognac and rum at all. The red wine was quite decent.
Beach: there were no mattresses and umbrellas at all by 10 o'clock.
And the most important joke: there was no water for a week, and sometimes even cold, mind you in the toilet, of course, too! For example, with a soapy head, I had to go to the reception (and even better for me with paint on my hair, I washed my hands with water from the bar and all this on the eve of my birthday : ) Crimea is resting !!!
No one speaks Russian at the reception, but this is bullshit compared to everything else.
Central air conditioning - in May it was already impossible to sleep on the 6th floor - stuffiness, but what will happen in July ?!
There were many foreigners in the hotel (Germans, Dutch, Belgians, Swiss, Arabs), but the main advantage is the brothers x... Ukrainians! From the ubiquitous people. . . it's something! And a bunch of cats on the territory . . I don’t even know if this is good or bad . . but somehow I didn’t really like their presence in the canteen!

Moreover, in front of the hotel there is a travel agency: Ultimate: people! ! don’t go there in your life, even if you are offered a free tour: we bought a bath, Pamukkale, Antalya: a bath in Kemer is a quiet horror, cold, old... darkness, Pamukaleg is a historian guide who doesn’t know a single date and in general it doesn’t tell anything about history (it was in Pamukala before, there is something to compare with) we were longing for testile, carpet, onyx centers and brought to the Cleopatra pool, otherwise there are a lot of ancient ruins there... (Hierapolis, etc. ) he didn’t even stuttered. The tour is heavy from 5-23h. and hear nothing! Antalya was torn off for us twice... we never got to it, and you stand at the hotel for an hour and no one will even tell you that it was canceled... and then they offer to go, for example, for a walk on a yacht . . what's the difference and it doesn’t matter that you were going on a city tour without a swimsuit!
I was in Turkey 7 times, rested in different regions, mostly in normal 4-rooms... but I have never seen such a mess and lawlessness. Believe me, there were no extra requirements, but I never expected that a 5 could turn out to be such a G and it cost more than my 4s. The hotel, however, is considered the worst on the coast! If at the price of a triple-go ahead, at least the 1st line!
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