3-ех звездочный муравейник 3 star anthill

If you are ready to get up at 7 in the morning to take your “place in the sun” (free sunbed), you think that food must first be “earned” by standing in huge lines, and in general it would not hurt to go on a watermelon diet, that the more people in the pool, the warmer the water, if you prefer tobacco smoke to the sea breeze, that cockroaches are cute pets, and the Internet and wi-fi are unfamiliar words for you, then congratulations - you have found your hotel! From 5 stars here only surprisingly efficient waiters and (oh, miracle !!! ) slippers in the room! In the nomination “the most”, this hotel is the winner for me: the smallest beach (so that you understand, the legs of the person lying in the second row almost rest on the head of the person lying in the first. . . and there are only two rows !!! ), apparently the blue flag was given to him by the same person as the 5-star hotel (although a private sandy beach is a luxury for these places, most hotels do not have it at all); the hardest mattress (up to bruises on sides), the most "killed" pillows; the smallest territory of all 5 - rock in which I have been (not a single free corner for solitude - a real anthill), the worst food, focused exclusively on the Turks (porridge for them is muesli filled with milk , scrambled eggs - mass with spices, soup - flour with the same spices, instead of butter - margarine, you can cackle chicken for lunch and dinner in two weeks, only kebab from meat, inedible fish on the grill, which ended in less than an hour of dinner. ) And from Friday to Sunday, it’s generally better to leave the hotel (fortunately, Kusadasi can be reached by public transport), the Turks come for the weekend, the hotel turns into an eternally smoking anthill... and every on Saturday, vacationers are deprived of a good part of the lawn by the pool for a Turkish wedding. In general, when you see the phrase “there are few Russians in the hotel” in the reviews, do not rush to rejoice at this. . . In short, in order to meet the declared 5 stars, this hotel needs to halve the number of rooms and, accordingly, the number of tourists and hire at least one chef of European cuisine (there are no complaints about the rest of the staff). Well, either save this pearl of the Aegean coast only for your own, without entering the European, and even more so the Russian market. The advantage of this place is the beautiful coast of the Aegean Sea, a milder climate compared to the Mediterranean coast, constant winds (although the sea is calm only early in the morning), the proximity of ancient Ephesus, the original town of Kusadasi with Bird Island and bazaars (although most of them are crammed with Chinese fakes of lower quality, especially for bags made of supposedly genuine leather - they are all Chinese leatherette, we checked it for ourselves, ) By the way, to explore the surroundings, rent a car, and not expensive excursions from tour operators (3 days of rent will cost no more than one excursion to Ephesus for two adults). For ourselves, we concluded that if we suddenly return to these places, then of course NOT TO THIS HOTEL.