Why 5*?

Written: 29 august 2006
Travel time: 29 july — 5 august 2006
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
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I went there, together with my loved one, I wanted to relax and get a lot of impressions... And we got it. Negative. The beginning did not foretell any disorders. Not a bad room, however, instead of a sea-view indoor pool with crazy kids (oh, and I really wanted to admire the sea). L
Further inspection of the territory and what we see - instead of a green lawn, an almost wiped yellow washcloth, since there is not enough space for sun loungers by the pool and they are put on the lawn, we go to the sea there, trying to find a place - We succeeded (where ours did not disappear), we run into the water , but here is a new ambush - chipped shells, small prickly stones and, for dessert, a fragment of a bottle on which our friend’s leg was cut, although I’m lying, for dessert there was a pipe under water and huge stones, on which I beat off my own legs.
Wounds were healed by a good table (although later I noted the complete monotony in food - it alternated every other day (fruit saved)) and a gala evening

The next day, I got up at 7-00 to take a seat by the pool, if you come later, the chances of grabbing a sun lounger are zero. In the evening we went to a Turkish restaurant. And everything would be fine, but a digital camera was stolen from us by the pool. When we turned to the reception, it turned out that there were no cameras in this 5 * hotel. That is, they are, but by the pool, where all people leave their things unattended, it is not provided, since this does not apply to the safety of the hotel. Very cute. Especially when you consider the absolutely unguarded beach, which is not even fenced with a net. Cameras are only at the reception where their money is. After a long and tedious conversation, they said “if you want your things to be safe, hide them in a safe! Everything. And so even for theft in the room, we are not responsible.
I returned to the room, looked at the laptop in hopelessness, yes, it definitely wouldn’t fit into the safe. We were offered to hide him in a safe place, until the end of the holiday - of course, of course, then they dragged him so that he would also rest in Turkey. We spent the rest of the holiday guarding all valuables and taking turns swimming. Not the most pleasant pastime, I tell you L.
To be honest, when I was resting at Muna Papillon, this was not the case, there I took my place with a video camera, and nothing, a smiling guard looked after her.
In general, when there is something to compare Amara Beach Resort with, it is something between bad and terrible:
-There is no promised archery.
-The beach is all dirty and you can’t go into the sea without injuring your legs. (We were on it 3 times in 2 weeks)
-Catamarans (there are free ones, but they are broken and generally do not belong to the hotel, but to left-handed merchants
-Some bartenders and waiters do not speak or understand a word of English or German at all (in a 5 * hotel they are required to speak them)
- food tasteless
-no one is responsible for safety (the beach is open and there are no tags on hand, come in, whoever you want, do what you want - Cool, right?
- untidy lawns, etc. etc.
I highly recommend this hotel to thieves, terrorists, and people suffering from masochism. Other individuals for the money it is better to choose another hotel.
p. s. Later it turned out that the co-owner of the hotel is RussianJ And as we didn’t immediately guess... They recommended the inscription “The administration is not responsible for stolen and unattended things” In general, we were nastalgic in our homeland. Everything is like ours.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original