redneck

Written: 1 august 2011
Travel time: 1 — 10 june 2011
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 5.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 2.0
From the pros:
1. Good sea for children
2. Relatively good rooms
3. Large pool with sea water
Of the minuses:
1. Rude security. They constantly tryndyat on the phone, swearing into the phone, and vacationers walk by, talking loudly on the walkie-talkie, shouting to each other across the entire territory (as I understand it, if the walkie-talkie is down). If someone suddenly starts yelling at the hotel at night, the security guards will not raise their asses. All problems will have to be solved by yourself. I witnessed how the guard hit a drunken tourist (the tourist was wrong, but this does not justify the protection).

2. The second floor of the buildings is absolutely not intended for living with small children. Lattices with large gaps, the child will easily squeeze through and fall. If you have your own electrical appliances for the kitchen, take a tee. Also take the "euro swab" (as they call it). the floor will be constantly wet (and it is ceramic there). The room is dark. Three lamps are clearly missing.
3. Throughout the territory you can find traces of the stay of the cleaners - rags left on the railing, mops in the corners, in the restaurant in the corner there was always a bucket with a rag. Where to drain the dirty water, the cleaners do not bother much - they go out to the "main square" and publicly pour it into the sewer through the grate. Not always all dirty water gets to destination. Very often paving slabs nearby are plentifully watered.
4. The base is located directly opposite the amusement park. If you live nearby, you will be provided with noise every day until 2 am. At 6 am, get ready to run to the beach to grab a sunbed. Otherwise, when you come to the beach, there will be no free ones. There will be, but they will be busy with towels. Towels also like to sunbathe, sometimes the whole day without changing their position. The same situation is in the pool. There towels sunbathe even at night. There are not enough sun loungers (I'm talking about this), but they are insanely expensive, China is still (sorry, Turkey, iraqplastic)
5. Animation. . . no words. When at first two girls were doing this, I thought it was terrible. The horror turned out later, when a boy started doing this, who is far from animation in principle, can neither sing nor dance... there are no words. There is no animation. For that, not very bad, the animators spend time in the evenings (after 11) with guests (underage) - they drink vodka right on the "central square" on a rocking bench, smoke, swear.

6. Food at the base. There is a restaurant. The food is not tasty and expensive (I think so, I didn't care). No assortment. The restaurant is considered a pizzeria, but out of 10 attempts to order a pizza in 4 I was refused due to lack of dough. Never change in change. Again, I don’t care, but if you don’t give change, then at least apologize. They never apologize and almost always don't give a thread. There is a bar with cool bartender boys, cocktails and more. There is music that is controlled from the bar and plays on the entire base (why not on the bar is just not clear). Often, the extremely unfortunate placement of the speakers made it difficult to sleep in the morning and evening. The owners of the base can easily yell at the bartenders in front of customers because of this, say something like "I don’t fucking need your 3 rubles from the bar, you will scare away my customers. " Who is to blame - right, mother-in-law. There is music, but there is nothing to play - the discs are expensive. For a couple of weeks, the entire repertoire was studied.
6. The rudeness of the owners knows no bounds. Okay, we're adults. Don't touch. . . as long as it doesn't stink. There was a case when, at about 9 pm, the children once again played a cartoon from the disc "at the bar" (the disc was for the client, there were no locals), and the owners of "life" with their "friends" were peacefully spending time "on the pool" nearby. After the first 20 minutes of the cartoon, it turns off and the music turns on. The young man is asked the question, why did he turn off the cartoon. he turns on the fool and does not react. And so three times from one parent. Then it turned out that MCH is the son of the "masters of life", he went to them. The second parent went there with the question where is the cartoon, because the children... To which a certain lady answered very loudly "So what, what about the children! "... hmm . . The next question was so the cartoon is impossible, and short loud "No! " (subtext: don’t you see, I’m resting, drinking, I want muzlo, but I shit on you, and finally on you, on all subhumans with your scumbag children)
Our conclusion: never this hotel, even if it is the best in Kirillovka. If possible, rest is not in Ukraine.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original