Happy Land Hotel 3*– Reviews

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Rating 2.610
based on
26 reviews
№33 in the hotel rating Koblevo
2.2 Rooms
2.6 Service
2.1 Cleanliness
3.1 Food
4.1 Amenities
The hotel is located 300 meters from the central beach of Koblevo, within walking distance from the dolphinarium and the water park. Nearby is the center of Kobleva with various cafes, shops, and a market. It features two swimming pools, a café and a pizzeria.More →
аватар natusia1
 •  traveled 3 years ago
Rating 1.0
NOT a hotel, but a garbage dump in which everything is falling apart, rusty, water, that is, no, you can’t guess when you’re lucky to wash, and even salty from the pipes flows (i. e. after the salty sea you wash yourself with the same salt water, only already tap). . . Shower towels do not exist, but why? - you can wipe your face and ass with one))), and the most important fat MINUS is the SMELL in the room, which is facilitated by the lack of an exhaust hood in the shower, where everything is covered with mold, fungus and rust. … More ▾ NOT a hotel, but a garbage dump in which everything is falling apart, rusty, water, that is, no, you can’t guess when you’re lucky to wash, and even salty from the pipes flows (i. e. after the salty sea you wash yourself with the same salt water, only already tap). . . Shower towels do not exist, but why? - you can wipe your face and ass with one))), and the most important fat MINUS is the SMELL in the room, which is facilitated by the lack of an exhaust hood in the shower, where everything is covered with mold, fungus and rust. ANTI-SANITATION is complete. At the request to move to another room without smell, the answer was received "unfortunately all rooms are like that. " If this is true, then the sanitary and epidemiological station is simply crying around the hotel (unfortunately, such an authority has been abolished), and its owner/kam is a SHAME. How can you keep people in such a viper in the 21st century? If you do not know Chinese, then you are destined to deal with the remote control from the air conditioner only by the "poke" method. Behind the bed is probably cleaned only at the beginning and at the end of the season, if at all, because the forks sticking out of there, a lot of dust and hair are proof of this. Wires sticking out of the walls, black walls above the bed dirty in white stains, swarms of mosquitoes on the walls - this was the least of all embarrassing, but I repeat WAAAAH, UHHHHH!! ! God forbid allergy sufferers get into such rooms, this is a direct path to asthma)
A little about food and pools: in short, “of course you won’t die of hunger, but you won’t experience pleasure, ” but the absence of a banal drink in the concept of “all inclusive” (I’m silent about alcohol), such as tea / coffee / compotes and sweet desserts for this drink, it is fashionable to call only "all inclusive in Koblewski. " Whoever has not eaten has the opportunity to swallow a lot of living creatures in the pool that swim in it (such as flies / mosquitoes and all kinds of dirt), because the pools are not cleaned. What then is the thrill of swimming in it at night? - isn't it better to close it at night in order to catch all this muck with a net in order to jump into clear water in the morning ???
OWNERS FOUNDERS, I appeal to you, and not to your staff, which are forced people - put things in order in your almshouse!!!
Maybe someone likes it, as your administrator told me, and even from insignificant reviews it can be seen, but it means that either someone has previously only been in the owls of the depov closets of the old days, did not see anything better and there is nothing to compare with, or the reviews are written dummy persons on your behalf! And after so many negative reviews all over the Internet, Booking needs to think about whether to cooperate with such a hotel? It's a loss of reputation. No more booking.
It is a pity that there was no time to read the reviews before visiting your hotel, but the good news is that we only had a chance to spend 2 nights in it, we could not stand it any longer. If you want to save face without losing customers and without changing the name of the hotel from time to time, put human living conditions in it (especially since people come to rest with your children) and you won’t have to hide under different names and read this kind of crap.
I have everything, although the sediment from the 2-day vacation is still not gone, phew.
ржавые краны торчащие со стен провода пульт с китайскими иероглифами номер заплеванные стены над кроватью
аватар kucherenko1991
 •  traveled 3 years ago
Rating 3.0
First time at your hotel. I will write my impressions. We arrived in Koblevo at 7:00, the site says that a free room for two for three nights costs 3150 hryvnia with meals (buffet from 8:00-19:00). It was great for us, let's call, but the recorded operator said that you would call in the morning, I'm sorry, 7:00 is that evening? Okay, at 10:00 they deigned to call us back. … More ▾ First time at your hotel. I will write my impressions. We arrived in Koblevo at 7:00, the site says that a free room for two for three nights costs 3150 hryvnia with meals (buffet from 8:00-19:00). It was great for us, let's call, but the recorded operator said that you would call in the morning, I'm sorry, 7:00 is that evening? Okay, at 10:00 they deigned to call us back. We gladly came to live. But that was before we entered our room. The room stinks of dampness so we paid for three nights but left after two. Dirty in the room is terrible, there is no hot water in the evening, the light constantly disappears. The shower tray is peeled, the wall is not white, but slapped with fingers and it seems that someone was picking the wall.
The room has a bed and two towels (clean). They gave one soap, toilet paper, one bag (disposable) of shower gel and one shampoo (disposable) (there were two of us in the room). On the plus side, these are two pools, a buffet (only ordinary food is enough, but if you expect to eat a cutlet or pancakes, it will not work, our people are so greedy that they take 5 instead of one serving). They cook little meat, but salads, a variety of cereals, first courses are enough and enough for everyone. Even if you want to check in before 14:00, you need to pay extra. On the plus side, the friendly young man at the reception. There are no mosquito nets, there is no wifi in the room. The unsanitary conditions are terrible.
аватар malajchik
 •  traveled 3 years ago
Rating 1.0
REST HELL!! ! What we have in a double room of increased comfort for 1150 UAH / day: a BURRY pissed carpet on the floor, stains the size of a person, protruding wiring from the walls, cracks in the walls, russula beetles climb everywhere, a sheet in black MOLD and yellow spots (this the maid skillfully hides the dirt by wrapping it under the mattress), the air conditioner stinks of burning wiring, dripping onto the bed, and in the middle of the night ice from the air conditioner rained down on our heads. … More ▾ REST HELL!! ! What we have in a double room of increased comfort for 1150 UAH / day: a BURRY pissed carpet on the floor, stains the size of a person, protruding wiring from the walls, cracks in the walls, russula beetles climb everywhere, a sheet in black MOLD and yellow spots (this the maid skillfully hides the dirt by wrapping it under the mattress), the air conditioner stinks of burning wiring, dripping onto the bed, and in the middle of the night ice from the air conditioner rained down on our heads. Things can be put ON THE CARPET - there are no shelves / cabinets / hangers in the room. They tried to bring us at least something and they brought us a chair in spots similar to SPERM. And a broken RUSTY dryer that was constantly falling and was propped up with a dirty stool to keep it from falling. No hot water, cold turned off too. Turned off the light! The pool was only filled and cleaned yesterday. The ladder to the pool (from the side of the bar) rests on one bolt!
Food: the same side dishes and salads every day, soup and Russian salad 1 time were sour and the cooks poured a maximum of pepper there to kill the taste. The wings are impossible to bite! The promised mojitos were not there, as was the usual drinking water for 2 out of 4 days! The administrator Vlad and the maid skillfully lie and freeze! In order not to solve problems, our phones were blocked.
The walls are so thin that you can hear the next room ssut! In the shower everywhere MUSHROOM! It's impossible to sleep, you can hear everything around!
ANTI-SANITATION COMPLETE!! ! NO SHAME, NO CONSCIENCE!
By the way, the locals reported that the hotel often changes its name and it is clear why!
In booking, they put up photos of rooms that they don’t populate, as they are flooded with water!
аватар 0671974346
 •  traveled 4 years ago
Rating 3.0
The hotel is very well thought out. Great location, 2 pools + playground with pool and slides. BUT!!!!! ! HORROR!! ! Unsanitary conditions at every turn, despite the fact that the hotel is designed for families. And in fact, mostly families with children rest. The main thing is the lack of staff, which leads the hotel into decline. … More ▾ The hotel is very well thought out. Great location, 2 pools + playground with pool and slides. BUT!!!!! ! HORROR!! ! Unsanitary conditions at every turn, despite the fact that the hotel is designed for families. And in fact, mostly families with children rest. The main thing is the lack of staff, which leads the hotel into decline. Mostly teenagers work. The menu is monotonous. I won’t say that they cook tasteless, but every day the same thing. Some dishes are being washed. Cleaning is also not particularly bothered. This hotel needs good management, more staff and clean up.
аватар zhadan20071992
 •  traveled 4 years ago
Rating 4.0
Nice manager and staff. Close to the sea and there are swings and slides for children. There are two pools but the adult one is very dirty with flies, wasps and leaves. It is useless to remove it with a net, it would be better if the water was replaced and washed properly. There is a public toilet, which is freshly renovated and well cleaned, much better than in the room. … More ▾ Nice manager and staff. Close to the sea and there are swings and slides for children. There are two pools but the adult one is very dirty with flies, wasps and leaves. It is useless to remove it with a net, it would be better if the water was replaced and washed properly. There is a public toilet, which is freshly renovated and well cleaned, much better than in the room. As for the number, that's a different story. Very damp! The stench is terrible in almost all rooms, there is nowhere to wash and dry things. The pillows are moldy, the mattress too, the duvet is without a duvet cover and is dirty. The faucets are rusty, there is no washbasin, the bathroom needs renovation. For that kind of money, they didn’t expect something luxurious, but you can at least wash the blanket and buy duvet covers, replace the tap in the bathroom and paint the pallet. And finally, all inclusive. There are salads, side dishes (buckwheat, rice, rural potatoes, pasta), but there is practically no meat. And if they brought something, then people rake everything in 1 minute.
аватар alena040267
 •  traveled 4 years ago
Rating 1.0
The rooms are small, instead of a wardrobe there is a pipe with hangers, the shower is full of mold, the faucets are rusty. They write that with food, the food looks like this: cabbage salad, beetroot salad, Russian salad (practically without sausage and eggs), lightly salted cucumbers. First: rice soup, borscht. … More ▾ The rooms are small, instead of a wardrobe there is a pipe with hangers, the shower is full of mold, the faucets are rusty. They write that with food, the food looks like this: cabbage salad, beetroot salad, Russian salad (practically without sausage and eggs), lightly salted cucumbers. First: rice soup, borscht. Side dishes: pasta, rice, buckwheat, country style potatoes. Once in 5 days there was a liver, once again sausages in potatoes. There are no napkins. The antiseptic was put on the 4th day. The pool for adults has not been washed since last season, the leaves and color from the trees are all floating on top and the boys are walking around with nets, like they are catching.
For such money - NO!
Электрик уровня особенно я оценила умывальник у входа ,не подключенный к водопроводу
аватар semnata
 •  traveled 5 years ago
Rating 2.0
Apart from the location, the pools and the sea... this is probably the best. The rooms are very small, they took a triple standard, there is nowhere to turn around, you come and sleep, you sit on the bed, there are no chairs in the room, there is nowhere to put them there, there is nowhere to dry things either, although the website says 20 sq. … More ▾ Apart from the location, the pools and the sea... this is probably the best. The rooms are very small, they took a triple standard, there is nowhere to turn around, you come and sleep, you sit on the bed, there are no chairs in the room, there is nowhere to put them there, there is nowhere to dry things either, although the website says 20 sq. ), and what we do, we put it on the site, the taps are rusty, some rooms go without wash basins, that is, there is no water, there are holes in the walls on the windows, stickers are glued on the ceiling, how they bought it, knocked it out and lie down, look at the tags, never soaked in the room, there are no curtains, the water is on the floor, there is nothing to remove, one small face towel each. There are no TVs in the rooms.

We traveled with two children, a child of 2 years old ...there was nothing to eat except semolina, and that was not every day, for a casserole (albeit very tasty) murder in the morning. lunch was taken out on a tray at the bar... and they disappeared in a second.
No fruits, at least they gave yogurt for the little ones, otherwise they took 150 for a child ...and ate yogurt and cottage cheese with cookies from the store, if there is no menu for the little ones, why take money? With meat, only fried chicken ridges ...this is generally tin, for meatballs, murder, however, was a delicious olivier. There are not enough glasses, get it yourself, they said at the bar ...you will find it, bring it, we will wash it ...no wine for a day, no vodka for a day ...drinks at the time in the morning, afternoon and evening for two hours ...it's all inclusive . There are no cups for tea, no coffee at all, people bought it themselves ....but there was nothing to do ...glasses burst from people's boiling water.

In general, to All inclusive is still very, very far away.
Детский басейн Окно Кран в номере . Поддон  купаться! Потолок в номере
аватар Kovalen.g
 •  traveled 5 years ago
Rating 1.0
Settled in a dirty room. There is water on the floor in the shower, spiders in the corner. There weren't even pillows on the bed. There is dust on the floor. The girl honestly admitted: there is not even a vacuum cleaner to clean. Wifi doesn't work! Employees shrug their shoulders: the network is overloaded. … More ▾ Settled in a dirty room. There is water on the floor in the shower, spiders in the corner. There weren't even pillows on the bed. There is dust on the floor. The girl honestly admitted: there is not even a vacuum cleaner to clean.
Wifi doesn't work! Employees shrug their shoulders: the network is overloaded. Although they sang on the phone how he flies! Lies.
Buffet in general tin. Bread is swept away immediately. And I understand why: this is the most edible that they give there. No choice: rice, buckwheat, cucumbers, tomatoes. Tables are dirty.
Nowhere to hang wet towels. That's it!
The staff is inconsiderate.
The reception is full of propaganda literature for Vakarchuk, which is doubly unpleasant, but apparently beneficial for the owners.
аватар Anticentral
 •  traveled 6 years ago
Rating 1.0
Booked a room in advance, arrived tired by car, when we looked at the room it was a shock and stupor, ran to look for places in other bases, but we quickly found a room less normal at first glance, stayed at the headquarters for a child who was tired and saw the pools did not want nowhere to go. PARKING 200 UAH, FOUND ON ANOTHER BASE FOR 50. … More ▾ Booked a room in advance, arrived tired by car, when we looked at the room it was a shock and stupor, ran to look for places in other bases, but we quickly found a room less normal at first glance, stayed at the headquarters for a child who was tired and saw the pools did not want nowhere to go. PARKING 200 UAH, FOUND ON ANOTHER BASE FOR 50. About Food briefly, at least in one fort we miraculously not poisoned, although the heaviness in the stomach is still present. Yellow salt water flowed from the tap, resulting in a terrible allergy. There is no soundproofing in the rooms, it seems that your neighbors are in the same room. When we left, they pushed aside the bed to see if anything of ours suddenly fell there, a pile of sand, dirt in the hair, it was the last straw. A big plus is the warm sea. And evening walks
аватар harbar_yulia
 •  traveled 6 years ago
Rating 1.0
To begin with, a hotel with 3 (THREE!!! ) stars is not at all aware of what should be in three stars. They do not know the rules for checking into hotels. (Some with the children wait for hours! Personally, I waited with the children from 7 am. First, the administrators, whose working day starts at 8 am, and then waited for check-in until 2 pm). … More ▾ To begin with, a hotel with 3 (THREE!!! ) stars is not at all aware of what should be in three stars. They do not know the rules for checking into hotels. (Some with the children wait for hours! Personally, I waited with the children from 7 am. First, the administrators, whose working day starts at 8 am, and then waited for check-in until 2 pm). Learn the materiel, the hotel is central. Do not be afraid that a disappointed guest Will he write some kind of bullshit, for example, to the Antimonopoly Committee? For unfair competition and the provision of false information, photos and descriptions do not correspond to reality even approximately? No? But in vain! You freaked out, comrades.
Now further. The room was cleaned haphazardly upon check-in, during our stay it was never cleaned. Even the garbage was not taken out! there is no set of cosmetics. The bathroom is the size of a closet. The room is tiny, the furniture is a bed, a wardrobe and a small glass cabinet. The wardrobe creaks, everything is broken, dilapidated, there is not a single chair. There is no TV (although it is declared. As well as cosmetics in the bathroom, a hairdryer... ) There were three of us in the room (me and two children). So, for 1700 UAH per day, there was no pillow for me.
The food is darkness. On the fourth day, my child's stomach stopped and vomiting began. It's not about viruses and other things, you just cook on garbage and garbage, no respect for the guests! After that, we ate exclusively in restaurants (thank God, there are plenty of them ).
The pools are the only thing you benefit from. BUT! The grate on the adult pool needs to be changed (rusty), the finish of the pools themselves, too, it didn’t hurt to change the water in them b. AND THE POOL IS CLEANED AT NIGHT, NOT DAY! GUESTS! And hire specially trained people. Who will clean the children's pool. For two days the children could not swim in the pool.
The location is not bad. Performances from the dolphinarium are very audible, but they didn’t bother me personally. Three minutes to the beach, near the market, restaurants.
In general, the sea and the beach pleased. But the hotel does not. Strive for the best, you have everything for this.
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We want to go to the central this year, tell me guys or is it worth it ... we are going for the first time, dumb
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Отель расположен в 300 метрах от центрального пляжа Коблево, в пешей доступности от дельфинария и аквапарка. Недалеко находится центр Коблева с различными кафе, магазинами, рынком. К услугам гостей два бассейна, кафе и пиццерия.

Location 100 м от дельфинария Немо. 600 м от аквапарка Коблево.
Description of the beach Центральный пляж в 300 м.
  • 3rd and beyond
  • city ​​beach
  • sand beach
In a hotel

Кафе самообслуживания с домашней одесской кухней и пиццерия.

Два открытых бассейна с лаунж зоной вокруг бассейна, с шезлонгами и зонтами.

  • cafe/bar
  • open pool
  • parking
  • free wi-fi
For kids
Entertainment and sports
Description of rooms

Всего 139 номеров в 4-этажном здании: 2-местные 1-комнатные стандарты, 3-местные 1-комнатные стандарты и 4-местные двухкомнатные стандарты.

In the rooms

Санузел с душем, телевизор, холодильник, кондиционер, Wi-Fi, набор мебели, односпальные и двуспальные кровати (можно сдвигать).

The address Николаевская область, Коблево, проспект Курортный 6
Phones: +38(097) 422 25 55
FAQ
Какой пляж у отеля?
Отель располагается на 3-й пляжной линии или далее. Рядом с отелем находится городской песчаный пляж.