Everything is good except the staff

Written: 6 may 2008
Travel time: 6 — 13 may 2008
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Were in May 2008, five days. Suite 2nd category: cleaned every day (or rather, the bed was made for us, and so on top). I specially left a piece of sausage on the carpet, and it lay there until the departure. When they entered the dust on the furniture was in the finger. The room did not have a balcony, but in terms of size and decor it was almost normal. The territory of the sanatorium is very good, there is where to walk and it is quiet. For example, in the center of the city there are several sanatoriums on the same territory, a terrible passage. You can go there to ride a boat, a catamaran, walk around on foot, but it's better than in them. Gogol is not. The food in the dining room is very monotonous and scarce, if not for 5 days, it would be bad. Naturally, we bought additional food. It's funny: for two days in the morning they gave a type of "sandwich with red caviar" - a piece of a cheap loaf, a thin layer of butter and exactly three eggs. And so basically the type of steam cutlets and their analogues (bread, flour and one gram of cheap meat). Even the salads were all either cabbage or beet and EVERYTHING!! ! About the first, it’s better to keep silent at all (water, cabbage, porridge). And this despite the fact that for the suites improved food : )). If we recall only the good, then we can briefly say: the territory, the civil pool, the transitions between buildings in case of rain, the pump room. And now the most interesting! 1. We have our own boiler room, but they heated it only on the 1st day, and it was raining outside at +9. I went to the director (they are on vacation), went to the machmed and the result: she promised to heat for the night, in the end she dumped herself for the weekend and we were sitting in damp rooms. Thank you for at least a second blanket. True, on the 4th day, in order to warm up, I had to drink 100 gr before going to bed : )). 2. The staff is divided into 3 categories: young girls with an attentive attitude towards vacationers, young infidels and the biggest one - the aunts of the Sovdepian spill ala "fuck you, damned kurkuli. " Example: there are massages that are included in the cost of the tour, but there are for money. The first category massage was done like this: 5 min. stroked on the neck, but didn’t get on the 2nd because Aunt decided that before the holiday she had a short slave. day and my record does not move her. Paid massage: one girl worked 100%, and the second one just froze me in 30 minutes. And so with other procedures. And lastly, for laughs. It so happened that with him there was money about 13.000 USD. e. Naturally, at every step they have written "we are not responsible for your things, documents, if they are not in the safe. " I order a safe, show a pack of cash and then it began "no, we will not accept for storage, we have small cells and in general go... ". In general, with nerves, I forced them to give us a cell (10 by 10 cm and the depth is even less).
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