Life is not life in an apartment from royal apartments aka Tavrichesky

Written: 24 july 2013
Travel time: 14 — 24 july 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 10.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 5.0
Amenities: 8.0
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we arrived at the penthouse on the 12th floor, an area of ​ ​.150 square meters 1500 UAH per day (well, like manners for a good hotel with good service)
It turned out to be a spacious apartment with a huge loggia and a fireplace, class!!!
But! we went into the apartment, and there the sofas are white and all the coverings on the sofas are flooded and splashed with wine, all black, as if they were running on these white sofas or I don’t understand what else, okay, I think, I tell the guard to turn the pillows on the sofas, on the contrary, it doesn’t seem so dirty there, turned it over, it seems to be better.
Then I go through the rooms and make an audit, a bunch of light bulbs are not lit, in the bathrooms the shower plumbing is loose, the plums are clogged, the faucet flows in a stream on the loggia, the marquise is gnawed to see by the previous turiks, who ran on white sofas and poured wine on each other.

The guard promises that tomorrow everything will be fixed and the light bulbs will be changed and the taps will be done and all that.
In the morning, a delegation of a cleaner (tousled) fills up + her boyfriend, a carpenter from a fumes and, like, everyone is not happy, I help them change the light bulbs, I listen to a lot of discontent that I am such a nasty naughty one, like the family lived here for 20 days and not a single claim, but here with light bulbs taps and dirty furniture (I remind you that all this pleasure cost 1500 UAH per day, not 200 UAH, but 200 bucks per day!! ! )
half of the light bulbs are changed with grief in half, one shower room is barely being repaired and a drain is breaking through) the rest is not being repaired, as they explained that the Turks built a house and that they were smart with the electrician, and that the carpenter is not able to figure it out, like a pro electrician and a plumber are needed.
Well, I'm like oki all in a bunch, thanks.
I go to the administrator, like I repeat this and that, the dirt in the apartment is this, and she answered me, they say they don’t like something, you can bring it down from here.
Well, I explained to her how administrators usually behave, she seemed to understand.
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If someone arrives by car, then you will not find parking lots in the vicinity of the hotel, only for 50 UAH per day !!!
Okay, I went to the store, bought the missing light bulbs, changed it myself, otherwise I didn’t want to shave in the dark.
A couple of days later, a plumber came to change the faucet, which was leaking.
5 days have passed, like it's time to change underwear, clean up the apartment, wash the floors, this and that.
In response, we will change the linen, but cleaning for our account, washing the floors 150 UAH, cleaning the hut completely 350 UAH.
Kick))
well, they paid 150 UAH for washing the floors, and they cleaned the apartment themselves with the help of common forces))
Findings.
Apartments from owners who do not live there and are given to the management of non-professionals who rent these apartments and take care of them.

while the apartments are new, they are normal and comfortable, but there is no cleaning service or anything else.
the apartments are located on the second line, there is a SAS in front of the Radisson apartments, but it does not interfere, only the air conditioning unit is buzzing (so huge, in a three-story building)
here is a little story about our stay in the apartment.
The location is good, near the central embankment, electric trains that carry to the working corner for 10 UAH.
for beach lovers, the apartments do not have their own beach !!!
The passes that are issued are issued to the beach for 40 UAH per person, nearby beaches are all for 20 UAH, why is this, but God knows, see the administrator receives kickbacks from the owners of the beach.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original