not for all

Written: 14 march 2018
Travel time: 15 — 31 january 2018
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 4.0
Service: 4.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 7.0
Were in January 2018 From the beginning, the general then ours. Half of the food in the restaurant is rotten. Let me explain. Outdoor restaurant area. No air conditioning area. On the street 28 and on the distribution of hot dishes all 50. With such a temper. mode hot dishes live for a day max. The hotel has more than 1 thousand rooms. You need to keep the assortment, of course there are leftovers from lunch, breakfast and dinner. This is clear. But in such quantities, it is probably very expensive for the restaurant. Therefore, food wanders from breakfast and dinner to the next. day. Happenes. Public catering is public catering. But here everything is brought to perfection. Let me explain in one piece. Loved the beef meatballs. Pink juicy. I eat a couple of days Then I saw them but already in a sauce with grated cheese and hot peppers. I tried sour. Well, of course, the cheese gives such an aftertaste. Did not eat. I don't like acid colors. Then I saw meatballs but already in batter. Inside the batter are dark sour and spicy.
The recycling process went through vacationers. After I saw a variant of meatballs ground into minced meat with cheese and spicy perem - a type of pasta sauce. All of us have been ill with a stomach. Russian emigrants whom we met on the beach We gave them levomethicin. This is an example of just one meatball. We were in this hotel full 15 nights. By the end of the holiday, they already understood what dish not to eat. In connection with a large number of vacationers, delicious food PINEAPPLE MANGO Sliced ​ ​ meats GOOD CHEESES GO ONLY TO THE FIRST WHO ENTERED THE RESTAURANT. THEN IT DOES NOT REPLACE. About cleanliness. The photo shows that the roof of the restaurant is reed. Looks interesting. But with wind and rain, everything falls on the food and the hall in small crumbs. In the tropics, a hurricane wind blows, it rains for 10 minutes. After another 10 minutes, the bright sun and the rain no longer reminds me of anything. Only the hall and food in reed dust.
Sparrows and flies fly around the hall, sit on food and eat while you move away from the table. About advertising photos of the hotel. A 5 star hotel is a scam. There is another hotel in this hotel. all good photos from this hotel. This hotel is for Italian tourists only. Since the entire hotel is owned by an Italian and it is a hotel within a hotel. There is a separate animation loungers, etc. e They are located in a common area but only they can use. You people of this sort pass by to buy access, you can't by any means. For example, there is a restaurant as it should be closed and air-conditioned. Access by insects and birds is not possible. Superior rooms. In addition, you buy a 5 star hotel. and you think that in this hotel you can use everything that you saw in the photo. It turns out not. For half of the services you need to buy another bracelet.

For all inclusive even more expensive bracelet (ultra all inclusive DOES NOT APPLY TO THE ITALIAN ZONE ) but only the base pulling max 3 stars is included for you. Although in the advertising on the photo and description of the hotel these services are declared as basic) although on the photo of the hotel you see their comfort and think that this is the comfort of the hotel spreading to you. This is common. As an example, we were in Vietnam in a network Novotel where everything that we saw in the booking advertisement used both the sauna and massage in the spa, the restriction on massage was 1 time per day. we were 12 days - 12 massages. About us. We arrived at the hotel at 9 am with a group of 6 people. At the reception they asked if possible to settle in one building. The young man immediately understood us, took out a smartphone and showed a ready-made answer on the screen in Russian translation, such as help and you will thank me if possible. Well, everything is ok. We were given bracelets even though the check-in was from 15:00. We went straight for breakfast to the beach for lunch.
Then to the reception hall for check-in. It was 13:00. Upon arrival, all the luggage of our tourists was placed in the middle of the hall under the protection of security guards. We see luggage already a little means there is resettlement. We are waiting. It's already 14, the luggage is melting and we are not called. Well, we are calm because they are trying to resettle us in one building, everything is ok. Time 15. waiting. the luggage is already only ours in the middle of the hall. Two of us went to an eyesore on the reception. Silently. hypnotize. Hooray, we get numbers. Behind the counter asks for a reward like all done smiles. My wife shows signs let's go see and then the money. It's already 17:00. Merry good bar then works. Caribs! We rise to the floor. The door to our room is open, there is a stepladder, three fighters are chasing the walls. Silent scene. We are three couples. Let's go to the next room. We go. Everything seems to be ok. Wife lifts the pillow there hair. Throws back the blankets there are stains on the sheets. Green with anger. We kind of pay money into the dude's pocket. Well, God be with him. BAR.
Caribs. We go to the third room. We are settling in. In room 35 HEAT. We turn on the air conditioner - it's empty. I'm going to the reception. Our trick is not there. Please call. Another on the smartphone shows that he passed the shift.
Only one out of 3 couples stayed. Gives the second couple a number. and the master will come to us and fix the air conditioner. We are waiting in the room for a teenager to come with scotch tape and start winding something. We explain with signs. Shows that in an hour the cold will go. I'm shocked. I am an air conditioner with 15 years of experience and have installed several thousand air conditioners. Climbed himself realized that the repair 2-3 days. We don't want to wait in this heat. Again at the reception. ASK TO GO TO DINNER AND WHEN WE ARE BACK EVERYTHING IS OK. After dinner, immediately to the reception desk. Of course, they won't fix anything. They were very surprised to see us. Again they called the technicians. Waited at the counter for an hour. Those really went to the room. AND WHEN WE WERE SENT TO DINNER, I UNDERSTAND ANYONE AND THEY DID NOT CALL. They gave me another number. we stopped by. Time 24h. This is how they punished themselves.

In the Dominican Republic, whether you pay for a service, you don't pay everything the same. Third time in the Dominican Republic. Before that we were in Punta Cana. But there was lucky with the hotel - there was an international German network Rui management of the Dominicans brings to life and standards close to European. Another time they were in barchelo, this is a local oligarch - there is quality. And then they decided to go to the Caribbean and were taken in by the photo of the hotel’s territory, they thought it would be no worse. and oops. What's good is that the living creatures on the territory - peacocks, turkeys, ducks, indoutas, are all tame. EAT FROM HAND BETTER FEED HAM FOR IT FIGHT TO HEB ALMOST INDIFFERENT. fish in ponds for ham and meat make a tsunami. Fucking animation well, just super to tears of laughter. Beach and sea are great. (they steal towels) but this is not for the hotel. There is a coffee bar on site - great coffee.
A la carte restaurant only WHERE SHASHLIKS ARE MADE 6 TYPES - excellent kebabs from heavy meat - lamb and beef (I myself know how hard it is to make perfect (dacha resident) By the way, wi-fi is free and perfect (and video) only by the pool at 7-9 in the morning then - the Internet is zero. Well, somehow so. Alcohol In the bars is the simplest as a vede (there is also a good one, only the bartenders keep somewhere from the 10th day they entered their rights and began to strain them. well, from that moment they didn’t smile at us) .
Translated automatically from Russian. View original