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Hotel Lilyland, here you will spend an unforgettable vacation by the sea. You will be accommodated in comfortable rooms, you will be fed in three restaurants, you will travel by electric vehicles, a cozy lagoon...... this is so delirious Intourist
10/16/10 We arrive on my birthday, the first shock in the room is that it is large, but uncomfortable, dirty, the furniture is broken and shabby, there are bedside tables with switches on the sides of the bed, it’s scary to touch. Let's go to the restaurant! - horror - shock, to my question "Where is the food? ", the answer is "there are many visitors, we do not have time to cook. " And the porridge on the floor? What about disposable cups and napkins? Where is the air conditioner? Oh, and the dishes are dirty or something, no, clean? ! Gentlemen from Intourist, ask fellow Arabs to feed us, it's already 2 o'clock in the afternoon, we are hungry. I don't want a £.20 cake. We wanted to go to another restaurant, but there is no other, only one works. And here we are hungry wandering to the exit. “Well, give at least juice to the children” - “there are no juices, take a fanta or cola at the bar. ” We go there - "we have not opened yet. " The result - we pay money and celebrate a birthday in an institution similar to a restaurant.
The sea is dirty, they are not in a hurry to clean up the garbage. We find that there are still happy owners of green bracelets (Italians, Germans). It turns out that there is a restaurant, for them, on the sea coast. Red bracelets are not allowed. Those who have been at the hotel before, do not expect that you will be able to break through. The staff is strongly scolded for this, managers control.
What is that floating in the pool? - a lantern with wires, children would have time to pull out of the water. “Man, how did you manage to cut your leg in the pool? ” “Ah, the tile is so broken” - horror.
In the evening we drive an electric car to the room (it’s a bit far on foot, like the second line), and there’s fog ahead, although no, it’s not fog, it’s poison sprayed, who is poisoned interestingly, the children’s faces were covered, they got more air and drove on.
And then optimism woke up in us. When the poop floated past us, we raced away from them. In the canteen we met the manager, he helped us avoid hunger. Animators are trying, despite all the poverty of the hotel. The zoo seems to have run away. And archery... probably the zoo was catching up, no arrows, no bows.
The uniqueness of the hotel is that they didn’t take tips from us, either a dollar is not enough, or it won’t help anyway.
Hotel Lilyland - only here you will spend an unforgettable vacation!
10/16/10 We arrive on my birthday, the first shock in the room is that it is large, but uncomfortable, dirty, the furniture is broken and shabby, there are bedside tables with switches on the sides of the bed, it’s scary to touch. Let's go to the restaurant! - horror - shock, to my question "Where is the food? ", the answer is "there are many visitors, we do not have time to cook. " And the porridge on the floor? What about disposable cups and napkins? Where is the air conditioner? Oh, and the dishes are dirty or something, no, clean? ! Gentlemen from Intourist, ask fellow Arabs to feed us, it's already 2 o'clock in the afternoon, we are hungry. I don't want a £.20 cake. We wanted to go to another restaurant, but there is no other, only one works. And here we are hungry wandering to the exit. “Well, give at least juice to the children” - “there are no juices, take a fanta or cola at the bar. ” We go there - "we have not opened yet. " The result - we pay money and celebrate a birthday in an institution similar to a restaurant.
The sea is dirty, they are not in a hurry to clean up the garbage. We find that there are still happy owners of green bracelets (Italians, Germans). It turns out that there is a restaurant, for them, on the sea coast. Red bracelets are not allowed. Those who have been at the hotel before, do not expect that you will be able to break through. The staff is strongly scolded for this, managers control.
What is that floating in the pool? - a lantern with wires, children would have time to pull out of the water. “Man, how did you manage to cut your leg in the pool? ” “Ah, the tile is so broken” - horror.
In the evening we drive an electric car to the room (it’s a bit far on foot, like the second line), and there’s fog ahead, although no, it’s not fog, it’s poison sprayed, who is poisoned interestingly, the children’s faces were covered, they got more air and drove on.
And then optimism woke up in us. When the poop floated past us, we raced away from them. In the canteen we met the manager, he helped us avoid hunger. Animators are trying, despite all the poverty of the hotel. The zoo seems to have run away. And archery... probably the zoo was catching up, no arrows, no bows.
The uniqueness of the hotel is that they didn’t take tips from us, either a dollar is not enough, or it won’t help anyway.
Hotel Lilyland - only here you will spend an unforgettable vacation!
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