UNSUCCESSFUL HOLIDAY

Written: 10 march 2013
Travel time: 24 february — 5 march 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 2.0
Amenities: 4.0
24.02. 2013-05.03. 2013 This is not the first time in Egypt and I will say right away that the hotel does not pull for 4
pluses - a beautiful territory and if you live in a bungalow, then it’s close to the sea and far to the water park and vice versa if you live in rooms, it’s not far from the water shop and the sea and restaurants are far away The pools are cold except in the water park (0.6 m deep) and not bad, but you need to take 3-4 swimming trunks in reserve (tear at the junctions of the slides) Towels are a different story - I think they are 3-4 years old and I strongly doubt that they are washed and ironed (at home, the doormat looks newer) but they change them once a day and strictly until 17.00 and who did not have time, they are not to blame, use another day, no one will change in the morning.
The sunbeds on the beaches are all dead, broken mattresses are dirty, horses and camels constantly stand to the right of the lagoon and, accordingly, there is a stink, the Lagoon seems to be nothing but the water is cooler than at the pier in the sea and on the surface there is a film of oil from a motor boat on which for some reason they don’t have fun for days tourists and locals do not know who they are. Animation in the hotel is, but it would be better if it was not. Somehow they came with a child in the evening to a program for children, and its animators lead the guys dressed up in R O S T I T U T O K.

I survived 15 minutes as they led the program and chewed chewing gum all over the microphone. I didn’t go anymore, and my wife still tried to take her son a couple of times and said she wouldn’t take her anymore. We lived in a 2-room bungalow, spacious but everything was killed. Linen is gray with some stains, gray towels are also stained (not because their color is gray, but from the quality of washing and antiquity) in addition, they still turned out to be not changed (even when you threw them on the floor) but simply folded on place and all. I specially marked it with nail polish and threw it on the floor - after cleaning everything turned out to be in place, as it were, changed. Not everything is in order with cleaning the floor either - it seems that the dirt was swept in the corners, an elephant was built from towels on the bed and that's it. Yes, in the bathroom there is soap and shampoo in the dispenser and what quality one can only guess, they don’t give hand cream, the toilet paper is such that you have to fold it four or six times. The hinges of all the doors in the room and the front door were so repetitive that goosebumps appeared on the skin, the handle from the front door remained in our hands every time we closed the door. Yes, water is given once upon arrival for 1 liter, then buy or drink in a restaurant or bar: two types of UPI, Pepsi. mirinda. 7AR or water from a container into which it is poured (I saw it myself) from bottles without marking and very tightened, by the way, milk in a restaurant (I saw it myself once) is diluted with the same water from the same bottles, they seem to take care of calories and cleanse the stomach at the same time. And the restaurant, or rather the Sovdepovskaya canteen, is something: the queues are constant, there is little space for approaching food, the tables are sightless (I took a napkin and wiped part of the table with a size of a napkin and, miraculously, it turned out that the table was glass and transparent and why hide it so much). There were 6 of us and tables for 4 people, then when they tried to move two tables, then the cleaners from the tables or those who set the tables were so indignant that they immediately remembered our dear Soviet catering and service.
There were no fresh juices and juices here, ketchup for french fries always ran out an hour before the end of dinner, and not only did they say "FINISH" and that's it, but when you start raising your voice, everything is found quickly. For some reason, I had to sort out 10-15 plates in the canteen with food leftovers (I’m talking about the type of washed ones), I had to sort out 10-15 plates in order to find a cleaner one, it didn’t help on the 5th day I caught the infection anyway, I barely got rid of it at home. And all because I didn’t draw conclusions after I saw in in the canteen, the cook dropped a plate of cakes on the floor, collected them from the floor and put them on the display window - EAT. The choice of food is small and disgusting, the child just did not know what to feed. There was a ZENSOMAL supermarket nearby, then we went there and bought food, water, juices. If we talk about sports entertainment on the territory, then billiards and tennis are paid 5 dollars per hour, volleyball - there are 2 sites: one is covered with screenings with gravel (I fell twice and all my knees are a solid wound). a playground near the fence and the ball often flies over the fence, the second one is also near the fence, but the soil is compacted to asphalt and next to it is a fragrant factory from horses and camels. There is no water polo - the animator said that the tourist does not go, but why would he go if no one collects and the water in the pool is 15-16 no more. In general, FUFLO is complete and not a hotel, and if you are not lucky with the weather, then the rest is gone. EVERYTHING, SUCCESSFULLY RELAX, but not at Lilly land beach club in Hurghada
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