Ни моря, ни сервиса No sea, no service

Settlement. We arrived with a group of two children early in the morning. Naturally, there are no numbers, sit and wait. (How not if, according to the conditions for opening a hotel, occupancy is max 50%? No, that's it, wait)
$20 investment in real estate miraculously completed the missing number of rooms - go choose. (Immediately a fat minus in the karma of the hotel)
Rooms in Palma (premium type).
The rooms are generally ok. As for 4. No worse than Hilton 5. Tired of course. Lots of things need updating and refurbishment.
Friends chose a two-room suite 1201, with a bar counter, a non-working fountain and a gorgeous view of the sea through terribly dirty windows.
Cleaning that for money, that without - formal. They wiped the floor, leaving it soapy, changed the towels, brought water. The balcony was removed only after a remark at the reception (and then 1 time).

The food is also okay in general. 4 I would say. Don't starve, but without variety. A lot of things were simply ignored because of disgust. Fruit is scarce and tasteless. Juices are diluted donkey urine. The same is with alcohol - rum, whiskey, vodka - in bars - a maximum of 15-20 degrees. In the hotel lobby - not diluted. Bottled beer. It's disgusting, but at least they don't dilute it.
The biggest problem is that everyone pours into tiny 100 g cups and then not completely. You carry them 4 at a time.
Constantly having to stand in line at the distribution.
Periodically hunt for devices that are in bags with 1 napkin. No more napkins AT ALL!
A company of 7 people is sitting, you ask to bring napkins. Brings you 2 pcs.
The sea is GORGEOUS! And this is the main disappointment.
Small lagoons - quickly become cloudy. Like some Evpatoria at rush hour
Further reef with a maximum depth to the waist.
The reef is completely dead and worn out. One hedgehog. There are almost no fish. (I don’t understand the rave reviews about the reef. Apparently, people in Sharm weren’t there for comparison)
Those. and for children - this is for themselves and adults especially do not have where to swim.
Before leaving for the sea, diesel fuel was drained from the standing yachts. It stank and there was a film of oil.
Swimming pools with slides - approx. Like it.
Territory - large, cleaned. Quarantine respected. . . for show. The staff - some in masks, some without.
The staff is friendly, sociable...goofy. : )
Towels will not be asked. We went in, looked at the broken bed, left for 5 minutes and it takes 2 days : )
Conclusion - definitely not worth going here!
It would be possible to compensate for everything by the sea - but it is not here.