Мой отвратительный отдых My disgusting vacation

My biggest disappointment: we went to 5 *, but in the end we got 3 *. I could not imagine a more boorish attitude of the staff and management of the hotel. Phrases like "Hey, half a cow! " and "Brother - two ears" seem to have firmly entered the lexicon of local polyglots. For 10 days we have never (!!! ) changed the bed! I called the reception, they promised me that they would change it, but no one did anything. There is something that we dared to give with difficulty: chicken with 4th degree burns and oak kebabs, which must be soaked for 5 minutes with sauce, definitely did not please. Dinner at an oriental restaurant turned into a stay in the bathroom for the whole family the next day. But most of all I "pleased" the children's menu: I do not know a single child who is ready to eat vermicelli 2 times a day. And all 10 days it was given 2 times a day. By the end of my stay at the "resort" I had developed persistent heartburn. People from Rehana 4 * rested on our beach, and so we learned from them that they even give them crabs and mussels. We also had 2 types of fish on the menu: fillet a la pangasius and vile bony fish such as crucian carp. All! And when they weren't eaten, fish cakes appeared. In general, we decided to go on an excursion to 4 *. Of course, they didn’t let us eat, but they let us see what they had and how. So in the canteen they even smelled (!!! ) better than ours. There were no burns on the meat and there was even olive oil infused with various jokes. In 5 * this was not even close! A huge salvation for us was that they now have the season of fruits and vegetables. This is how we spent 10 days. Although the cooks managed to spoil even grilled vegetables: burns, burns and coals. For a change: 2 towels were stolen from our friends from Lviv (!!! ) near the pool, and this, excuse me, is $ 20 for each. The guys raised a high at the reception and they still managed to beat off the cards. The hit of our stay was the check-out: at 12-00 we checked in and asked at the reception if we were supposed to have lunch (check-out from the hotel was at 14-40). Having received an affirmative answer, we went to the bar to wait for dinner. The husband went to the counter to order cocktails and here: "And you don't have bracelets, so goodbye! " They didn't even care about small children. After we called to quarrel at the reception, these argali themselves approached us and asked what we would like. In general, zhlobstvo and rudeness is a feature of all the Egyptians with whom we met in this hotel. But in the final we were waiting for another "surprise". Our expensive guide with the bus to the airport was 35 minutes late. At the 15th minute of waiting, I went to the reception and asked to contact the tour operator to find out where the bus was. No one reacted to my request in English (! ) (and in any scandalous situation they automatically ceased to understand Russian). They just said that they would call him back, wait. At the 20th minute, my patience came to an end and I raised a scandal at the reception. I told them that in 5 minutes, if there was no bus, the hotel would take me and my family to the airport at their own expense. It was only after that that they began to move. You have no idea how happy I was when we got on the plane: finally, this horror is over!