За свои деньги нормальный отель Normal hotel for the money

We took a tour "today for tomorrow" for 432 USD. e. for 2 with a New Year's dinner (I knew that the swindler, but it was impossible to ask).
+ cheap, pretty neat.
+ no animation - no one walks along the beach and does not whine - go for exercises, do yoga, otherwise they will all kick us out (although she doesn’t know what yoga is at all, and the maximum that she can do to you is dislocate your spine, some kind of porn- posture).
+ they don’t control the kitchen, they don’t pay attention to bracelets - there was a late check-out - we dined without problems.
+ in addition to breakfast, there are always 2 types of fruit (oranges, dates, pomegranate, melon).
+ huckster brings inexpensive mangoes and strawberries to the beach.
+ northeastern neighbors are either absent, or quiet or mowing under the northern ones.

Inet costs 11 USD. e. for 6 days (I don’t know if there is a fee for 1 day, if you come for 7). There is an Internet on the beach (I did not measure the speed). I bought a mobile phone - right in the port 2.5 gig for 5 USD. e - registration 2 minutes.
I saved money (I didn’t watch the video, I didn’t post photos on Instagram) - it was enough for almost 8 days.
Distributed to the laptop, worked through the DRP. Oradnju speed via speedtest. net 14.5 input and 6.7 G/sec output.
- it will be hard for meat-eaters - normal meat for lunch, everything else is very seedy.
- you can’t burn on the beach (tico snack sandwiches).
- there are a lot of beds killed, and on some days before lunch there was constipation.
- no new year (but don't worry - it's not around - everyone will try to grab you for money - for example, urine-champagne for 20 USD). Therefore, if you expect something from the new year, prepare yourself, plan for yourself. We had a scatter and vacillation (somewhere on points 3, out of 10, no more).
- compared to Byron's coral reef - you can say that the underwater world does not exist - so 3 cuttlefish.
- impudent (what do you want - Arabs) cheat on windsurfing.
- Kent from the pier is engaged in poaching - somewhere from 7 in the morning he caught 2-3 fish (everything according to Zhvanetsky - you have what you protect).
- officially a closed beach at night - you have to go around the side (they don't close the bar - maybe they're afraid not to get drunk).
- animators (people publishing volleyball balls) - if they put music, then Nigrams are not for my taste (modern boom -boom -boom, Labuda, manic - ears still bleed. It also concerned the New Year - at first there was something- something similar to the disk of the 80s, but the lafa ended very quickly).
- a bus to the beach - spoils the environment more than it's useless.

2 years ago we were in the Island view resort, which is type 5k, but in fact tico grub is better, there are french fries on the beach and 200 meters closer to the sea (but there is still a steep staircase to the beach itself).

Now tips:
- if there is wind - take bathrobes to the beach (forecast on windguru. com - see Dahab);
- do not use the windsurf station - KILL the equipment to zero.

And the prices for such equipment are space, they teach not correctly (the back hand does not steer, as they say - but more gassing - both hands steer, or more than the front).
Option to take surf - this is if you either learn from the video yourself (with a friend), or you yourself are already rolling over the past (but there are no loops, no trapezes - there is nothing, the sails are full of holes - don’t even think about the glider). Their "method" is only memorizing wrong movements (there is no question of foot prece, about 7-ke (everyone rides "hunchbacked" and staggers with a sail, the front hand is held not on the boom during training, but on the mast - perhaps by a specialist to train There were not 2 classes, but 20).
- there is a good tennis table - take your own rackets - locals have a bit of "that".
- if you want to swell - take it with you - all local alcohol - urine therapy (you can dilute it with circles-sprites).
- you can't live without lard-meat - take it with you (the same one - there are refrigerators in the rooms).
- for the underwater world - to Coral (aka Baron, aka Siren Grand Hotel). Between the Baron and Serena (between the 3rd and 4th pantone) there is an unfinished hotel - you can spread your belongings there (do not take anything valuable) - and swim without problems!
- if you check in at 7 am - do not wait for check-in - take all valuables with you in a small bag-backpack and go to the beach. You can also change clothes for the beach. The same applies to late check-out - in order not to run, do not rent a room at the 12th, and then wander somewhere - check it in immediately at 9, after lunch, put things in the camera - yourself to the beach, before departure.
- discos for the most part in trade near the beach - if you sleep badly - take the rooms closer to the dining room.
- beach towels on site - at the exit to the beach, the 3rd pool (almost everyone returned for the first time).

S. I.

at a time when spaceships surf the Internet, I don’t understand people who need an animator (well, children are still all right, but it’s hard for an adult to take a book or watch movies. You have never been to the theater to understand how poor the quality is.