А мы еще здесь 4й день..Что дальше? And we are still here for the 4th day .. What's next?

Dear vacationers!! ! Do you have a couple of thousand euros to spare? Then this hotel is for you! We were settled according to the Fortuna type and did not know until the last what the hotel would be, so there was no opportunity to change something! Are you allergic or asthmatic? Carnaby hotel is the best place for you. Dampness and mold will create an unforgettable atmosphere, the absence of the declared air conditioner will brighten up your everyday life as a vacationer with a heat of 40 degrees, so as not to relax, is the girl with you? And she also, such a bastard, wanted to wash her hair in Italy? Why does she need a hair dryer? Her hair will dry on its own, the cord from the hair dryer has been torn out of the net! Towel?? ? Yes, you are snickering, comrades! You have to carry your own! 2 gave only one! Want to clarify some information? There is never anyone at the reception, and if there is, they will pretend that they did not understand you, they will smile and shake their heads, and as soon as you turn away, stupid Russians will laugh and say. You have money? Then donate them to the hotel, leaving them in a safe!! ! Safes are not coded, but locked with a key, located at the reception, that is, everyone has access to them !! ! Thanks to which we were robbed on the 3rd day of our stay at the hotel! No one even helped us! Moreover, they pulled out half the amount that was in the safe! Representatives of the host company promised to assist, but silence so far!! ! The only one who took action is the manager of the travel agency where the tours were taken, but what can he do if he is in Russia? Guide? And who is it? And where he? Nobody explained anything to us, people who came to a foreign country with a language barrier for the first time! Damn it, at what red pole? Where is it? map? Landmark? Where to go? An escort from a travel agency is never there, if there is, then nothing can be achieved from her, even a contact phone number! At the reception, they impudently pretend that they don’t understand you, at 10 pm everyone was kicked out of the hallway, they shouted at us to go to bed, there is no smell of cleaning, the bed is broken, they don’t provide any assistance in solving the problem! Faced with an elementary problem - an adapter for charging a mobile phone. Asked at the reception - the administrator snorted and left! Well, the neighbors shared. Do you have gastritis or an ulcer or a small child? Then this breakfast option is definitely for you! There is nothing to eat in the morning, forget about sausage and scrambled eggs, as someone wrote here. Did you manage to get yourself a bun? Yes, you are lucky! Maybe you are also lucky to wash yourself with hot water? Hoho, a thousand devils!! ! All that is good about this hotel is the location in relation to the sea! From the balconies you can see the sea and walk to it for 3 minutes, and the hotel is located in the anuses of civilization. There is really nowhere to eat, go too, to the center to scratch FIG knows how much. Apparently, good reviews are written by the companies themselves or representatives! Are you still in doubt? Good luck to all!
P. S. We've been here for 4 more days. . .