THE DIRECTOR OF THE UKRAINIAN BOARDING HOUSE "SAUVIGNON" IS LOOKING FOR HIS SPOONS IN THE POCKETS OF HOLIDAYERS WHO, IN HIS WORDS: "COULD ROLL THERE BY ACCIDENTALLY".
Direction Ukraine, Odessa, "Sauvignon" - boarding house.
"Sauvignon" is positioned as one of the coolest and most elite places in Odessa.
The entrance to it, however, does not really justify this. The road passes through a narrow broken street, crosses the garbage, and, finally, you find yourself in a closed paradise... Only you are not really expected. Everything is very Soviet. Closed gate and call button. But you can't enter the gate. The car will have to be parked 50 meters away and things will be dragged from there. The staff at check in is very polite. The cost of living is reminiscent of "elite". $100 per day without meals. 2 dollars a cup of coffee.
The food leaves much to be desired. Practically canteen. Except the price.
Nice spa for $100 a day.
There is a beach. True, small and not very clean.
2 small pools, 1 slide, bar.
The rooms are equipped.
On the territory there are nice green corners, a pond with fish, a stream. But somehow everything is unfinished and small.
And the main adventure is eviction. It involves cleaners, managers and security. They try to hang on you everything that is missing in the boarding house - towels, spoons, etc. At the same time, the formidable guards will clarify several times on the radio when you leave whether it is possible for you to leave.
Therefore, the overall impression is rather negative. I don't want to go back at all. And in general - you need to rest away from the "unobtrusive" Ukrainian service.
In total - they pulled out a lot of money - nothing good in return.
Reminds me of an extreme tour. . .
I understand the towel, you can forget it on the beach, BUT! you are a priori already at the exit suspected of stealing spoons, etc. in various small things that you can fit in your pocket!
It looks something like this, a vacationer leaves and they say to him: "AND IN YOUR POCKET OUR SPOON ACCIDENTALLY DID NOT ROLL, OR NOBODY IS INSURED FROM THIS" and further "MAY WE CHECK YOUR POCKETS AND YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN LET TURN OUT THE POCKETS" and searching they say with emotion: "ACCIDENTIALLY, NOBODY CAN RUN FROM THIS, WE REPEAT, IS NOT INSURED. " Everything is straight according to ZOSCHENKO! HA! Imagine, a guard comes up and says, spread your legs, hands up: "DO NOT REACT PAINFULLY. " BRAILO himself, the director of this boarding house, personally said that: "NON-OBSTRUCTIVE UKRAINIAN SERVICE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. Regarding towels, spoons and other "small things" - from a towel accidentally forgotten on the beach or a spoon accidentally rolled into your pocket, no one is insured - no need for it react painfully. "
In response to my remark to the director of this boarding house, comrade BRAILO, that this cannot be done and I will leave a review about this, where I will tell all this, he burst out with these words in his monologue:
"You think too highly of yourself!
Calm down your bile and irritability
Yes, post your opinion wherever you want and rush about in a vicious frenzy - who cares about your opinion. As a last resort - find a good psychologist or, at worst, get married... This is a question - which is not worth a damn.
Here is such a director of the boarding house "Sauvignon" and all his service, I don't go there with my foot !!!
The director of the boarding house, comrade BRAILO, must be taught to behave properly with vacationers, so that he respects vacationers as guests and does not turn out our pockets before leaving, looking for their spoons and hangers. By publishing my review, I think I will warn many people against a trip to Sauvignon, and BRAILO will benefit from it, learn to respect vacationers and not climb into their pockets. I do not impose my opinion on anyone, I simply tell from HIS words what orders and what kind of treatment HE has brought in "SAUVIGNON" with vacationers.
Direction Ukraine, Odessa, "Sauvignon" - boarding house.
"Sauvignon" is positioned as one of the coolest and most elite places in Odessa.
The entrance to it, however, does not really justify this. The road passes through a narrow broken street, crosses the garbage, and, finally, you find yourself in a closed paradise... Only you are not really expected. Everything is very Soviet. Closed gate and call button. But you can't enter the gate. The car will have to be parked 50 meters away and things will be dragged from there. The staff at check in is very polite. The cost of living is reminiscent of "elite". $100 per day without meals. 2 dollars a cup of coffee.
The food leaves much to be desired. Practically canteen. Except the price.
Nice spa for $100 a day.
There is a beach. True, small and not very clean.
2 small pools, 1 slide, bar.
The rooms are equipped.
On the territory there are nice green corners, a pond with fish, a stream. But somehow everything is unfinished and small.
And the main adventure is eviction. It involves cleaners, managers and security. They try to hang on you everything that is missing in the boarding house - towels, spoons, etc. At the same time, the formidable guards will clarify several times on the radio when you leave whether it is possible for you to leave.
Therefore, the overall impression is rather negative. I don't want to go back at all. And in general - you need to rest away from the "unobtrusive" Ukrainian service.
In total - they pulled out a lot of money - nothing good in return.
Reminds me of an extreme tour. . .
I understand the towel, you can forget it on the beach, BUT! you are a priori already at the exit suspected of stealing spoons, etc. in various small things that you can fit in your pocket!
It looks something like this, a vacationer leaves and they say to him: "AND IN YOUR POCKET OUR SPOON ACCIDENTALLY DID NOT ROLL, OR NOBODY IS INSURED FROM THIS" and further "MAY WE CHECK YOUR POCKETS AND YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN LET TURN OUT THE POCKETS" and searching they say with emotion: "ACCIDENTIALLY, NOBODY CAN RUN FROM THIS, WE REPEAT, IS NOT INSURED. " Everything is straight according to ZOSCHENKO! HA! Imagine, a guard comes up and says, spread your legs, hands up: "DO NOT REACT PAINFULLY. " BRAILO himself, the director of this boarding house, personally said that: "NON-OBSTRUCTIVE UKRAINIAN SERVICE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. Regarding towels, spoons and other "small things" - from a towel accidentally forgotten on the beach or a spoon accidentally rolled into your pocket, no one is insured - no need for it react painfully. "
In response to my remark to the director of this boarding house, comrade BRAILO, that this cannot be done and I will leave a review about this, where I will tell all this, he burst out with these words in his monologue:
"You think too highly of yourself!
Calm down your bile and irritability
Yes, post your opinion wherever you want and rush about in a vicious frenzy - who cares about your opinion. As a last resort - find a good psychologist or, at worst, get married... This is a question - which is not worth a damn.
Here is such a director of the boarding house "Sauvignon" and all his service, I don't go there with my foot !!!
The director of the boarding house, comrade BRAILO, must be taught to behave properly with vacationers, so that he respects vacationers as guests and does not turn out our pockets before leaving, looking for their spoons and hangers. By publishing my review, I think I will warn many people against a trip to Sauvignon, and BRAILO will benefit from it, learn to respect vacationers and not climb into their pockets. I do not impose my opinion on anyone, I simply tell from HIS words what orders and what kind of treatment HE has brought in "SAUVIGNON" with vacationers.
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