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1. Get to the hotel. Roads - as after the First World War. Although this is not news for our country, you may not get there at all in a passenger car, especially after rain
2. Number. At first glance, more or less. But after 3 minutes you understand with horror: the bed is in the sand, it has never been washed, there are traces of dead insects on the walls, spiders are sitting in the corners, everything is rusty, the air conditioner did not work, there is no hair dryer (for girls), the table is covered in crumbs, on the floor pebbles, stinky smell. Not enough blood stains to complete the picture
3. Accommodation. Own dining room, where prices are above average. Food and vegetables are poured with bare hands (which it is not known where they were before), if a fly sits on food, no one pays attention, and they will pour you from the same bowl. They calculate, so remember the arithmetic. The beach is in cigarette butts, without sun loungers, the shore is in algae with a characteristic smell. Algae disappear if you go into the sea waist-deep, before that you need to make your way, like in the jungle. In the evening, there is nothing to do but fight hordes of mosquitoes, because there is a swamp nearby. The rooms are allegedly cleaned once a week, in fact - never. We barely found a broom and swept it ourselves. Great vacation, right?
4. Nature. The only thing that pleased - in the morning you can catch small crabs. The sea and nature are beautiful. But this beauty was so spoiled by the owners of the hotel that it is better to come and relax in your tent.
5. The owners of the hotel. Rude and arrogant people swearing in front of children. What can you take from an owner who lives in the USA and comes here only in the summer to collect the dough? Complain or ask for something - you will run into a "self-goat". We paid for parking for a week, drove off for half a day, returned - the places are occupied (cars from the district, there is no more parking nearby). They offered to park the car on a common street under a tree, and they will look after. In short, Zheka does not care about you from a high bell tower, he himself will say so if you ask. Where else can you hear: "Well, if you don't like it, don't come again. "
6. Bonus. Take a beekeeper's protective mask with you. It will come in handy in the evening to escape from the cloud of small mosquitoes, which are EVERYWHERE. And in the morning, instead of a view of the sea through the window, you will see Malevich's Black Square. This mosquito will stick around your window, and you can only rake it with a mop. Be careful, there will be pictures. By the way, do not forget detergents - you need to clean it in the room.
7. You must understand that all 10+ reviews are written "on order". Even the Burj Al Arab has negative reviews, but can someone adequate say something good about this budako barn?
Conclusion: Only a director of horror or thrillers can come here - to get ideas for inspiration.
2. Number. At first glance, more or less. But after 3 minutes you understand with horror: the bed is in the sand, it has never been washed, there are traces of dead insects on the walls, spiders are sitting in the corners, everything is rusty, the air conditioner did not work, there is no hair dryer (for girls), the table is covered in crumbs, on the floor pebbles, stinky smell. Not enough blood stains to complete the picture
3. Accommodation. Own dining room, where prices are above average. Food and vegetables are poured with bare hands (which it is not known where they were before), if a fly sits on food, no one pays attention, and they will pour you from the same bowl. They calculate, so remember the arithmetic. The beach is in cigarette butts, without sun loungers, the shore is in algae with a characteristic smell. Algae disappear if you go into the sea waist-deep, before that you need to make your way, like in the jungle. In the evening, there is nothing to do but fight hordes of mosquitoes, because there is a swamp nearby. The rooms are allegedly cleaned once a week, in fact - never. We barely found a broom and swept it ourselves. Great vacation, right?
4. Nature. The only thing that pleased - in the morning you can catch small crabs. The sea and nature are beautiful. But this beauty was so spoiled by the owners of the hotel that it is better to come and relax in your tent.
5. The owners of the hotel. Rude and arrogant people swearing in front of children. What can you take from an owner who lives in the USA and comes here only in the summer to collect the dough? Complain or ask for something - you will run into a "self-goat". We paid for parking for a week, drove off for half a day, returned - the places are occupied (cars from the district, there is no more parking nearby). They offered to park the car on a common street under a tree, and they will look after. In short, Zheka does not care about you from a high bell tower, he himself will say so if you ask. Where else can you hear: "Well, if you don't like it, don't come again. "
6. Bonus. Take a beekeeper's protective mask with you. It will come in handy in the evening to escape from the cloud of small mosquitoes, which are EVERYWHERE. And in the morning, instead of a view of the sea through the window, you will see Malevich's Black Square. This mosquito will stick around your window, and you can only rake it with a mop. Be careful, there will be pictures. By the way, do not forget detergents - you need to clean it in the room.
7. You must understand that all 10+ reviews are written "on order". Even the Burj Al Arab has negative reviews, but can someone adequate say something good about this budako barn?
Conclusion: Only a director of horror or thrillers can come here - to get ideas for inspiration.
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