Что-то здесь явно не то... Something is clearly not right here...

We can confidently say about the rest in this hotel - this, my friends, is a soy bar in an expensive golden wrapper. The wrapper consists of a beautiful design of common areas, i. e. a restaurant, cinema lounge, spa area, etc. (numbers are a separate sad song). This completes the wrapper. And all sorts of substitutes begin. For living, we got a room with a useful area of ​ ​ ​ ​ a maximum of three by three, which has little in common with the photo on the site, without windows (! ), Because it’s somehow difficult to call two ventilation hatches in the ceiling windows. And after the first bad weather, you admire the dirty streaks on the windows instead of a piece of the sky. And God forbid to leave them ajar, if according to the forecast - rain! Things and a chair under this very “window” turned out to be thoroughly wetted. And it is real in the ceiling - you had to drag a chair to get to this structure. Fixing the curtains in the open position proved to be a very difficult task, solved solely by winding the curtain around its lower edge (a wooden plank) and the complex process of plugging this plank anywhere.
The hair dryer looked great. It is rewound with electrical tape and scotch tape wherever possible - the body, the handle... You dry your hair rather with your own adrenaline (wouldn't it shy away from the current? ) Than with a stream of air.
Shower....The smell of damp wood is everywhere, mixed with the smell of someone's bodies and detergents. Boardwalk instead of a pallet, practically does not dry out, without sides, after each wash - a puddle for half a bath. I had to ask for a rag for the floor and wipe this charm. Judging by the indelible stains on the tiles, everyone who lived before us had the same problem. The sharp corner of such a “pallet”, tiled and rising a couple of centimeters above the floor, falls just in the center of the bathroom - just the perfect little finger killer on the way to the toilet. It’s better not to stomp in the dark when you wake up... But towels are changed daily without reminders, there are no complaints here. Take your own shampoo - it is so cheap here that you had to use two sachets at once in order to somehow lather and rinse it.

There are no shoe mats. With all the desire not to add work to the staff (by the way, very smiling and efficient), the area near the door at the end of the stay did not look very aesthetically pleasing.
You can't hang a long coat in a closet. It fits clothes up to knee length. There are no drawers in the table, nowhere to hide the keys, phone, all sorts of little things... Either put it in a closet with a bunch of other things, or leave it in a conspicuous place. The bed is not so terrible - yes, it is really just an elevation, on which there is a quite decent mattress. Sleep very comfortably! The linen is incredibly soft, I really did not want to get out of bed. That's all right. But the rest of the performance, to put it mildly, failed... Both literally and figuratively. Yes, and artificial flowers weaving along the ceiling and walls, you can’t call them other than dust collectors.
There are no “do not disturb” signs, so at 9.20-9.40 in the morning they will come to you to do the cleaning, whether you want it or not. On weekends they clean up in the afternoon, which is also not very convenient…
About the spa. The pool is ice cold in October. When I was there, almost no one swam. A jacuzzi is a place where weighty aunts can sit for hours, hoping to perform a miracle of weight loss. Mothers bathe babies there. The smell from the sides is stupefying. Went down once and never showed up again.
The aromatherapy room is just an epic fail, the aroma is hopelessly drowned out by the musty smell from the soft seats, they are saturated with fumes from people who come from the steam room to breathe in oils during breaks (and they do it right, actually). Wooden benches would be more suitable for such a place.
But the salt cave is a charm. Comfortable, beautiful, healthy, clean. I don't want to get out of there.
I liked the procedures. The specialists are really very young, but I did not notice any flaws in massage, manicure-pedicure, or cosmetology. No bruising, rashes or anything like that. And the peeling was simply incomparable.

I liked that no one is trying to sell expensive cosmetics with the slogan “oh, something urgently needs to be done with your skin, here, buy this and that from us”, if the skin is more or less good, they say “your normal skin, don't worry. "
Food in the restaurant each time waited exactly 20 minutes. I don’t see anything critical here, the usual expectation in any restaurant. But it’s expensive to eat due to the fact that it’s impossible to calculate the portion, the price tag is indicated for one hundred grams, and they can bring three hundred, they say, whole fish, whole meat... An excellent alternative for a budget lunch is the home-cooked restaurant "Two Gusya" on the third floor of the supermarket, in which the "Furshet" is located. There to go fifteen minutes - just enough to work up an appetite. No frills, but really cheap.
We will not go to Spa Hut again. Not that it's completely bad, but so many bugs at every turn hopelessly poisoned the rest.