Все плохо Everything is bad

Look for another hotel for a normal holiday.
They promised a double bed, but it turned out that these do not exist in the hotel in principle. Instead of a shower - a geyser, the water was merrily beating a fountain from the shower hose straight to the ceiling. The pillows are the crappiest and smallest, the duvets are not warm, thin. There is no coffee or (elementary!!! ) boiling water for breakfast, and instead of tea - colored, tasteless dumb water, somewhere very far reminiscent of tea (but more like the result of squeezing out a rag that wiped the table) If breakfast includes “salad ”, then do not expect to see anything there other than chopped cabbage with some water. But the coolest thing is, be prepared to see the face of a disgruntled chef if you want to eat after 20:00 in their dining room (which, for a minute, is open until 23:00) Come up with an excuse and refuse to cook, like the rest of the dining room staff, who 16-17 years old from strength.
Of the benefits - a good yard, sauna, hall, swimming pool, vats. And the guilty face of a female administrator who does her best to make your stay comfortable. It would be great if she could.