уютно, но кондер ночью спать не давал. comfortable, but the conder did not let me sleep at night.

I finally have the time and desire to sit down to write a review. The hotel is actively (more or less) discussed on most tour sites, I will add my opus to them.
So, flight Kiev-Paphos. Carrier - suite aero. I read the reviews and start to beat in hysterics, oh Gods, this is not a company, this is not an airline, these are the devil's guides. Terrified, calls to the tour operator screaming to change the flight to Larnaca and other carriers. Well, they calmed down, gave examples, in general, they decided to fly. Good morning, night Zhuliany, I haven’t been to this airport for 20 years, of course, everything has changed since childhood. Departure on schedule, no one from the flight crew is rude, they smile politely and carry sweets, they still have newspapers and they joke about miracles ....An excellent pilot. Of the minuses, well, yes, I'm compact, but if I were 1.8 m, then my knees would definitely be obscured by my ears. Well, God bless him, the main thing is that they landed. Relatively fast control - min 30-40 (well, the Cypriots are not in a hurry, they smile, all our aunts are looking at).
Transfer to the hotel, on the way - a mini excursion into the history of Cyprus and, as always, "scarecrows": "do not take excursions from anyone else, do not go anywhere without us" ...ha . . well, funny, we are in Egypt and Turkey does not scare now, and what, I will overpay you in prosperous Cyprus ?? ? Fuck two. Even at home, thousands of sites were studied, a bunch of calculations were made for the campaign: FAQ and HDE. Settlement - dear girl Milena grit - take a walk dear gentlemen, settle from 14-00 (or from 12 ? ? forgive the pensioner-sclerosis). In the restroom we change into bathing suits, we throw our suitcases at the reception desk, we go to the beach, having previously learned from a cute girl "we have a beach, so that the merchant and the roll are comfortable" ooooh insidious Milena, we walked through the sweltering heat, probably km 3 ....For those who knows - on foot to Tomb of the King. There was a more or less normal beach with black!!! ! wet sand. Ugh.

They returned / settled without problems and bribes on the 1st floor, windows into the garden, pine and orange grow nearby - here it is romance, pussies walked, they don’t go wild in their hands, I gladly dragged them food from dinner (and what ...then it’s a shame to steal a piece for yourself, but the animal is a sacred thing) ....The room is big - we were three adults, the room is designed for 4 people (two double beds). Normally functioning plumbing, clean linen. A fly in the ointment - the air conditioner at night evoked a dream as if we were taking off, or at least we were on the runway ...I had to wake up and turn it off. After a couple of hours, I woke up and turned it on because I was afraid that we would suffocate from moisture. Lazy cleaning lady....Sometimes she was too lazy to even sweep...I had to find her and ask: "Dear, clean up, please, " since the son speaks English fluently. And sometimes it goes by and such a thing, and you clean it up or not ?????
You know, such a girlfriend, I want to clean it, I want to not, fu zakolupali nasty, they go and go, but clean it up for her. We took breakfast and dinner from food, did not regret it. They took toast / meat from breakfast, regularly bought fruits and cheese (and meat) in papantonia, and took crates of beer in a stall next to the hotel. So if the day was dedicated to the beach, fruit/toast and beer went with us on the bus after breakfast to Coral Bay. Sunbed 3 pieces + umbrella = 10 euros. Cards / tablet, beer / food. Excellent, from dawn to dusk (well, yes, I exaggerate). As for dinner, excellent. There are a lot of different goodies, you can’t try everything, it was a shame to tears that there are so many different goodies and everything won’t fit into you. And now I'm drooling as I remember those dinners. About a thin waist and rapid obesity was forgotten and downtrodden, they ate 2-3 plates and not because they were hungry, because it really was delicious. Chefs - a separate respect for these dinners. Pleasant waiters, almost all (or all-all? ) are Russian-speaking.
Not boorish and not cattle (well, everything happens, gentlemen? ). A neat little pool (but not a puddle as some have tried to describe) beautifully set in an interior of blooming red/white/yellow shrubs. The smell near the pool (if the kanesh did not drown out the smell of food) is appropriate - flowers. Nice and nice...What's convenient is the hotel's EGP (just kidding, just the location). Not far from the Harbor (bus station), near the cave of St. Solomon (free of charge). Near the bus station, Kato Park is a huge attraction (the entrance is about 4 euros - sorry for my forgetfulness). From the bus station there is a bus to the water park (not for extreme sports lovers, it is very calm and so sedate, rather for mothers with children or for those who love comfort and tranquility) - 30 euros for the whole day. In the center of Paphos there are several museums (3-4), we visited two. The entrance fee is almost so symbolic, in one 1.7 euros (this is archaeological / historical), in the second 2.
5- in this icon is so ancient - ancient (here again is sclerosis). I recommend, you will like it (if not quite small children). Tomb of the king (graves of kings) on the way to Coral Bay, get off at the green canvas, entrance 1.5 euros, did not inspire. At the bus station, we took one paid excursion to Kykkos from Ruslan (25 euros) - we didn’t regret it, a very sensible guide, interesting, but of course it’s tedious and from climbing into the mountains, it makes me sick, I looked out the window and realized that I want to get off. the tour is long from morning and hours until 17-00. The program is intense. In short, 25 euros fight back. an additional 10-12 euros if you want to eat in a mountain village. My advice: if there are more than one of you, take lunch through one and here's why...

There is a buffet, there is a HUGE amount of food and moreover it is varied, one person will scoop up 3 plates and the two of you will definitely eat up (well, if you are not etti, three fat men from a fairy tale), if the girls are there, then one is enough for three, the main thing is to send for food someone who is smart and smart. The second time you can’t go in and go around in a circle, BUT !! ! you can take at least five plates and take them in turn to the checkout and then transfer 2 pieces to the table. well, this is a lesson of redneck or economy, who cares. Summing up, I can say that I liked the rest. Oh yes, I almost forgot, there are a lot of shops on the embankment (dada I am the captain obviously). So I bought a lovely leather bag there, a wallet for myself and my mother, jewelry (I paid with a mastercard) and (attention) issued a tax free check, . Oh wow, at the airport they returned about 12% of my purchases to me - very nice. Now I think that it would be possible to plan a trip on my own, to Northern Cyprus through the South.
Moreover (shh), Vizeir has been launching a flight Kyiv-Larnaca since May at a price of 300 UAH. It's a sin not to use it. Have a good rest and only pleasant impressions!
P. S. The plane left on time, great team, super duper. The pilots entertained us with stories about where we were flying, what was on the left and on the right. Of the minuses, the crowd sweeps each other when climbing (you can’t say otherwise) on the plane for the place, whoever succeeded is the one who sat. Good afternoon Zhuliany, hello dear Kyiv.