Отель не соответсвует бренду The hotel does not match the brand

We rested with a company of 4 people - let's talk about the pros and cons, let's start:
*Pros
-If you give $1 to the cleaner, the room will be clean.
-When settling on the first line to the sea is relatively close.
All!!!! ! Further cons
- boorish behavior of some hotel staff.
-Infuriating animator and indeed animators at the DNA level. For the whole day, they do 1 time aqua aerobics and throw the ball into the pool. Every Wednesday they make a "foam party" for $ 10, where 10 people jump, of which 3-4 animators and all this in 1m2 of foam !!! ! And the same "pool party".
-Food, well, everything is like everyone else, body juice. Either not salted Meat at all, or fucking salted and peppered, every 2nd day is the same thing. Chicken, veal, lamb, fish from the side dish rice, potatoes, rice and more rice!
-loungers - here it is necessary to say right away! WARNING! Lenin himself lay on them along the way, wooden, old ones that fall every 10 minutes, so check before you go to bed!

-Alcohol, if you didn’t take 2-3 liters of dyutifri with you, then I feel sorry for you, because you can drink at least 5 liters from them and it’s useless !!!!
-Internet, it's like a donkey's tail - it seems to be there but you can't see it!!! ! They say that there is at the reception, but it works every other time (I can advise the male half at the reception in the toilet the last booth - the Internet just flies : ))))))))
-Swimming pool, if you expect that on a hot day (+38) you will plunge into the cooling water - forget it!!!! ! She is stupidly hot, you want to cool off by running to the sea!! !