Ужаааас! Отель без моря, нормального питания и обслуживания Wow! Hotel without the sea, normal food and service

Now we "rest" in this hotel for the second week. the length of the pontoon is more than 700m in one direction in the heat along a wooden "pontoon with a huge number of protruding nails. There is an average platform after 450m along the nails with an entrance to the sea - a paddling pool with a depth less than waist-deep for an adult (it's a nightmare with a small child). Taking a deep breath and having gathered strength, we walked another 300m to the end of the pontoon in the hope of swimming in the sea.... alas. . the queue for entering the sea is 30 people, the strongest wave (for 12 days, it is always here, like a strong wind, from the words of local residents ) The entrance to the sea from the ladder is not to the depth, but to the piles of stones and corals at a depth of 1-1.2 m, it throws a wave on the stones immediately and always, out of 12 days 10 a red flag hung - There is really NO sea for swimming. with 14 years of experience, neither me nor the child was simply allowed to go there..... There is no Wi-Fi, or rather theoretically it is, but the speed is either 1mbs or 0mbs. . 05 all the pools immediately go to pour buckets of bleach into the filters and wash the walls of the pools with mops and rags, and washers walk in the pools with bathing children and adults with rags and detergents. . . Rooms: 4 rooms were changed in 3 days, then the air conditioner does not work, then the safe, then the refrigerator, then all at once (((. Metal plastic doors-windows are all broken and broken-in the wind (and he is always here) the roar is impossible to sleep! In rooms overlooking the pool, the man rumbles from 9.00 to 23.00 so that you will have to learn by heart all the songs involuntarily (the animators have a special love for "Vladimir Central", etc. - maybe one of them was sitting))) Food: people nostalgic for Soviet canteens with dirty dishes, lack of cutlery and a complete absence of teaspoons (at all), as well as napkins that are not washed, but simply folded in the second circle - here you are. the area of ​ ​ the restaurant is huge, the rattling of forks, drowns out everything, but there is a "yupi" called juice and mashed potatoes from powder, alcohol - you don't need to drink at all, it is poured from dirty canisters in the backyard shed of the hotel. There is one plus - very tasty croissants are baked for breakfast. Vacation ruined. . . We rested in Egypt more than 20 times - always in good hotels, trusted reviews and travel agencies - we got into this chlamydnik and hegemonic. I'm writing this review so you don't get scammed like we did. Yes, they steal from the hotel! Bad branch of Kirillovka or something like that.