Отвратительно почти все, а риф и море - сказка Almost everything is disgusting, but the reef and the sea are a fairy tale

I bought a tour for a month, paying for one adult and a child of 9 years old (without a discount for a child) 690 US dollars. And I’ll add right away that 2 days before departure I saw a tour on the same departure date for 440 USD! Well, I think I got it, and I was not mistaken. Everything I encountered in a hotel, and $440 is not worth it. And now - in more detail.
We arrived at the hotel at 7 am. Having paid 20 dollars for a room, they settled anyway at 14.00, the room itself is ordinary, but with a sea view in the second building (this is a plus, of course). Breakfast was not allowed, we barely waited for dinner, and then - oooooh, incredible dirt, from food - legumes in different sauces (there is a lot of this good), earth-colored mashed potatoes, dry disgusting rice, portioned delivery of conditionally beef with veins and fat, and with zucchini , which are more than the meat product itself. And the highlight is a curly hair in all this charm (I noticed it when I already started eating, imagine the feeling of disgust !!! ). By the way, the complete absence of cucumbers, tomatoes, only green peppers and salted carrots. Oh yes, every dinner was served a pickled radish salad with some presence of olives, in which the next day I found a bone from those very olives (((((Well, you understand - they pour the half-eaten into a common cauldron, and again. For dinner - about the same muck plus on the grill for 6 days (SIX!!! ) something like an old, dry mackerel was served. No fruits in the public domain, NO - you understand?!! ! They took out one plate of tangerine every other day, it was attacked by vacationers, And this was when the hotel was completely full - about one and a half thousand people (they lowered the cost of the tour and do not care that many vacationers paid not 440, but 700 USD) - one bowl of tangerine / orange, and then the answer - "NETU" .
Yes, there is also a lunch buffet on the beach, they serve grilled pangasius every day (you can eat), for which there is a queue for 20 minutes !! ! About food, or rather, its meager likeness, you can write a lot more, but I think the picture is clear! There is no children's menu at all! Now - beach bars and the main, by the way, and "restaurant". Tea - slop with a transparent brown tint from a tin can, coffee - washes from a coffee maker, beer - a badyaga of light lemon color. And alcohol - diluted shnyaga... And again a highlight - washed disposable glasses with lipstick residue on the rim. Now the beach is all packed, I paid $ 1 every day to leave the sun lounger behind me (although this dollar was completely worked out by the beach caretaker, and masks with the child were left with him so as not to be worn). And here is the SEA!! ! RIF is a fairy tale that somehow removed the sediment from the hypocrisy of the staff, their slovenliness, ugly attitude towards guests! The marine flora and fauna were amazing, a combination of unusually beautiful marine animals, their color and size - from small to one and a half meters, even a slope was near the pontoon! Unusually beautiful corals (by the way, it is better not to swim without a mask, so as not to run into coral). This is how I get a review / review of this hotel, where, apart from the sea, nothing pleases !!!

P. S. The departure was early in the morning, leaving the hotel at 01:10. The guide from Joyne Up stipulated the mandatory issuance of lunch boxes, since there was no breakfast upon check-in (yes, you can write separate praises about the tour operator Joyne Up! ). But even here the hotel did not remain in debt - 15 minutes before the departure of the bus, it was instructed to wait a few minutes, they say, now they will take it out dry. soldering. And at 01:05 we are informed that there are no packages, so go down to the dining room and eat on the path!!! ! WHAT???? ? Divorce of pure water all rest! Even for free, it would be worth considering visiting this viper called Sharm Plaza!