ЧП только с русскими туристами! State of emergency only with Russian tourists!

So: February 24 - March 6.2010
HOTEL and ROOMS:
A large and beautiful area, where it is easy to get lost. . . Only after 5 days I began to find out where my house is : ) I didn’t swim in the pools despite the Jacuzzi and artificial waves, because spent all the time on the beach. . . Two pools have bars, they work differently, until 20.00 and until 22.00. . . From 21.00 the Zodiac bar starts working, which I didn’t know about for the first 3 days : (( and discos are held: 21.00 for children, and from 00.00 for adults...
Somewhere in the reviews I read that rooms 200-300 are the oldest and not very comfortable, it is! At first they put me in room 235 with a low ceiling far "from civilization", demanded that the number be changed... At the reception, an Arab speaking Russian at first got furious, began to speak rudely, freak out..... when the yak threatened that I would go to general manager, immediately found a beautiful room with a large bed. . .
CLEANING:

House keepers come to the rooms, and by means of control, they find out how many people live in the room, who they are.....they offer to go to a disco in the city or have a drink in the evening in the room. . . The most impudent ones immediately offer sex. . .
For some girls, the cleaner pulled out panties and bras from a travel bag, laid them out on the beds in the form of a heart!!!
If this happens to you, immediately go to the reception and complain! They get fired right away!! ! The hotel is big and it's hard to keep track of every fetishist Arab! In this regard, of course, their service is not like in Turkey! : ((
FOOD:
With pink bracelets - all of them everywhere, with blue ones - everything except lunch - a fast food lunch in a diner on the top in front of the beach. Next time, I would also go with a blue bracelet, because. food differs only at lunchtime, but the money comes out very cheaper! Yes, and in the afternoon in the heat you do not want to eat at all!
I am a vegetarian, so I ate vegetables just like that : ))) cucumbers, tomatoes, salads and fruits, and everyone else stood in line for meat : ))
For dinner, the second floor of the restaurant is opened, everything is the same there, only without queues : ) but few people knew about it!
Italian pasta is prepared by a chef from Italy, very tasty! Yum-yum right! : )) Also, there was always beer and wine at dinner, there is no such thing in bars during the day!
You need to sign up for lunch or dinner at a restaurant on the beach at breakfast... Sign up is needed so that there is enough food and seats for everyone! It is convenient to go there at lunch, but dinner is still more fun in the main restaurant : ))
Drinking water is always available. . .
By the way, I noticed that if there are glasses of water on the table, then these are Italians... I was very impressed! : )))
BEACH:
Beautiful!! ! The reef is one of the most amazing!
I went to the sea at 06.00 in the morning, took a deck chair, swam in clear water with a mask, and by 08.00 I went to breakfast... By the way, the coolest place on the beach is next to the volleyball court, there is music, and they play volleyball all the time, and people circulates and is generally more fun than at the end of the beach.

Sun loungers are pulled away from the sea in the evening, so in the morning, when you come to the beach, you need to tell the beach workers how many sun loungers you need to put them in which place... Italians tip for this, Russians say thank you.
By 11.00 o'clock the sea is already far from transparent, and at 13.00 the tide begins to ebb... The sea leaves about 1.5 meters, and returns after 15.00... Therefore, during low tide it is better not to swim far, the corals become too high and it is difficult to swim, yes them dangerous.
It is forbidden to stand on corals!! ! The Arabs are very protective of the unique beauty of their sea, and especially the bay where the hotel is located... Therefore, the workers of the "life garde" beach or beach fight, if they see that someone is standing on the corals, they immediately whistle.
Every 10 Italian women sunbathed topless, from Russians I saw only one 20-year-old girl with breast size -1 : )))
It is easy to distinguish Italians from Poles or Russians - almost everyone has a tattoo, and not just one, and in the most non-standard place! Italians generally love tattoos!
MASSAGE:
Masseurs walk along the beach all the time, speak all languages, so they communicate with everyone... Massage only the back costs 30 bucks - Too expensive (! ) They invite a test massage for 5 minutes, cool, but I didn’t agree to anything else... In general, I would not advise doing a massage there, it's dangerous!
By the way, guys masseurs are very fond of "curvy" girls!
ANIMATORS:
About 10 people and all Italians, some know English, but none of them speak Russian, they don’t even know elementary phrases: ((Their boss is a young guy in tattoos with a specific voice, good-looking, but not contact with Russians and Poles... In general, the animation bypassed everyone except the Italians... They sometimes made announcements on the beach for the day, and since it was not in Russian, ours broke off!

Morning gymnastics on the volleyball court every day, and aqua aerobics at 11.00 and 15.00 in the sea opposite the same volleyball court, because... the sea is sandy... Aqua aerobics in the water is, of course, complete garbage: it is more for entertainment, but here you don’t spend physical money and it’s not fun! : (
Morning gymnastics is partly a complex of yoga... I myself am a master of hatha yoga, so I easily stated : )) For the morning it is enough, but not enough, only 15 minutes! : ((
The animators did not communicate with the Russians at all, as their boss explained to me later - they are just afraid (!!! ) of the type, they don’t know the language, and Russian women are very beautiful, which is scary to approach - you can fall in love!
I myself worked as an animator in Turkey, and I know all this "kitchen"..... contact with guests should be constant, right there..... failure! : ((((
TAXI TO THE OLD TOWN:
You can leave the hotel for 2-4 dollars if you are Russian : ))) because... they charge at least 5 euros from Europeans !! ! To the hotel for 2-3 dollars! The main thing is to say that the price is the final one of them! Well, give without surrender! They never give up : )
EMERGENCIES:
1) On February 27, a Russian man (! ) died on the beach of the hotel
I flew with my wife from St. Petersburg at lunchtime, the man was already 70 years old and weighed about 120 kg... He climbed to swim, like, a former diver, his heart became bad and he surfaced back up right into the sea... His wife saw , pulled it out, those lying nearby began to help... She did artificial respiration for him for 25 minutes, even when he was already black... There was no doctor on the beach, there was no elementary first aid kit... We ran along the beach screaming for help from doctors. . . After 20 minutes, an Italian doctor came running and gave him a heart massage.
As a result, after 40 minutes they put the man on a sun lounger and dragged them upstairs... An ambulance drove up there, and then some miracle happened, the man opened their eyes, said something to his wife, immediately everyone screamed, pushed them into the car, they were taken away . . Later it was reported that the man died in the hospital!

2) A drunken Russian guy fell from the balcony of his room on the 2nd floor - he broke his leg... The rest of the time he walked sober on crutches!
3) A 6-year-old Russian girl was smashed in the head with an iron ball for playing Bocha. . . The blood was gushing, they were plugged with a towel. . . and again, there was no doctor on the beach.
4) Two Russians (Gypsies), a husband and wife, swam on a mattress at low tide. . . There were waves, the mattress turned over and it burst. . . The woman could not swim and was thrown over the reefs. . . Their children, 4 teenage girls, screaming on the shore like they were cut! Like, mom died, save, help. . . Of course, the men all rushed into the water, dragging her on themselves (the woman is large, about 110 kg), because. . . she was in a state of passion, but as soon as she felt the ground under her feet , got up and walked calmly... Of course, her legs and arms were all cut up by corals.
5) A girl, also Russian, climbed near the shore with a mask and stepped on a sea urchin..... screamed at the whole beach!! ! The doctor was again not on the beach! She paid $20 at the hospital to have one needle stuck in her leg pulled out!
6) On March 6, a Russian woman of about 55 slipped by the pool and broke her arm!
HOTEL ADMINISTRATION:
The day before my departure, I wrote all my complaints about the hotel to the general manager, later he invited me to a meeting. We talked in English. A pleasant and well-mannered man, listened to all my suggestions and complaints, was very surprised that a first-aid kit was needed on the beach, because. I asked to install a drawer or cupboard in a visible place, draw a big red cross and place elementary medicines there (iodine, cotton wool, bandages, ammonia... ) so that every guest of the hotel could use it.
She also suggested placing information plates on tables in cafes, where elementary information (time, place, etc. ) would be written in different languages. one booth in the main lobby is not enough for such a large hotel.

I complained very emotionally about the housekeepers... said that he would take control and fire anyone who violated discipline and undermined the reputation of the hotel.
At the expense of the animators, I was told that in 2 weeks 2 Russian girls would allegedly appear in the hotel in the animation team.
It is very interesting whether the promises of the general manager will be realized? ! If you find out something, please write under this review! : ))))
SEX:
Well, the most interesting topic! : )))
One sticky Muscovite Sergey was glued to me! It’s just that the “ban list”... was so tired... I already explained to him in plain text that he was not my type, and he answered just as frankly “let’s go to my place only for one night! ”. Kapets : ))) impudent!
At the expense of the Arabs... Of course, Allah forbids them even to think about sex with a strange woman, but you can’t get away from nature, so almost everyone who can at least somehow explain himself in our or English language is invited for walks in the evening.
I think they just have nowhere to go, so they have to be very gallant and attentive with tourists. But the imprints of their Muslim religion, of course, make themselves felt... for the Arabs, a woman is only a sexual object with which one can achieve orgasm. They don’t know that a woman needs to be “warmed up” and give her reciprocal pleasure, or they are deliberately stupid!
In general, girls, I immediately warn you, do not flatter yourself with illusions about incomparable sex - this, alas, will not happen! : ((
The Arabs have huge "tools", of course, but... it's better ours, Russian men, who are more affectionate and understanding! : ))))
That's how I rested in Egypt in El Farana.
If you have any questions, I'll answer! : )