Cheap fake under 4*!!!

Written: 23 march 2012
Travel time: 1 — 15 march 2012
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 6.0
Amenities: 4.0
A week since I arrived from Truskavets, and "impressions" are still overwhelming !!!
This resort is the cheapest fake of a 4-star hotel!! ! I will not describe everything, there is simply no desire, but I will note the main points.
The first thing that immediately caught my eye when checking in at the reception was the appearance of the senior administrator - a powerful blonde with a "shabby" face without a smile on her face, in a dress 1 cm shorter than her underpants (sorry for being frank, but "there are no words from the song throw it out"), in 20 cm heels - in short, the impression that he got to Okruzhnaya with the corresponding contingent. The insanity of the reception work - 5 people at the counter at 3 m, but there is no sense at all !! ! Settled two hours! They gave me a room that made it just disgusting to go into the bathroom - a fungus on the tiles, a musty smell, the cheapest carpet, probably what you could lay, all covered with some kind of stains... In short, I refused this horror, they let me choose another room in another building, stopped at the Promenade. But even there - no 4 *, but a wretched likeness!

The medical base is located in the 2nd building, the common corridors are narrow, there are no chairs for vacationers who are waiting for the procedure, there are times when a crowd of 6-8 people crowds on the corridor. It must be taken into account that this building is a walk-through... The doctor was quite competent, but I prescribed the procedures myself. Testing is a total mess! Refused to surrender after the first visit to the office! An ophthalmologist is generally a separate issue for police officers - outright extortion of money "for nothing" and "pushing in" his dietary supplement as the main type of vision treatment!
You will not find a relaxing holiday there! Constant conferences of some merchants and managers who rush around the sanatorium in crowds, make noise, yell, behave defiantly, then what photo models of "strange" behavior are worn by 4-6 people... In short, if you come from a metropolis and want to get a calm vacation is not here!
The local pump-room did not work for about 10 days!! ! Well, I've never seen anything like it!
About the SPA center, which is positioned as the largest and best in Ukraine!! ! Do not disgrace Ukraine! Visit "Tsunami" in Dnepropetrovsk or "5th element" in Kyiv.... Geneva SPA is the most pitiful imitation and fake!! ! Complete unsanitary! Fungus is everywhere! It stinks of chlorine! There is no exhaust and ventilation at all! The Finnish sauna has a maximum of 60 degrees instead of 110! In short, suck! And massages - Thai and Ayurvedic - a parody! Our classic is great if you fall into good hands, the rest is not worth trying - pumping money!
Entertainment - for teenagers... Restaurants of Georgian and Ukrainian cuisine are always empty, which says a lot!
By the way, in the canteen (you can’t call it a restaurant! ) The food is quite tolerable, but monotonous. Lots of vegetables, meats, soups, nothing like that. This is probably the only plus of the resort!!!
Advice to everyone - if you value your earned money and your time, it's better to add a little and relax in a European resort with a European level of 4 *, or already relax in sanatoriums like "Karpaty", "Perlina Karpat" in a deluxe room, where quality above the price of rest!
Well, as for the management and owner of "Geneva" - completely change your management, policy and make not cheap repairs, but good quality repairs according to the declared star rating !!!
Personally, I and all my friends in this sanatorium "not with a foot" !!!! !
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